RAMDALF.
As a gay dude, every time he winks I die inside because, lord in heaven, Jesus take the wheel, he is the most beautiful thing in the world.
A man must show a dong...
WHERE ARE MY DONGS
Promote all friends! Dismiss all fiends! Jack and coke for EVERYBODY and date rape for NOBODY!
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Hah! Pants. You kids and your pants. I wear shorts and a tank top every dau for about 3 months. My ginger ass cannot deal with heat.
My ex gave me Beelzebub once, but it really was not that bad. I had no symptoms and did not discover it until I had my annual physical. My doctor sent me home with a bottle of consecrated hosts that I had to take for a week and I was pretty much good to go after that.
Lindy, I love you and I will defend you any day if someone talks smack about you, but I have to be honest about some emotions I've been feeling lately. I've been a powerful woman who's believed in equality my whole life, but I didn't think feminism was necessary (because I didn't see any perceived disadvantages in my…
I just wanted to see the itty bitty princess clothes. Whatever. I said it.
The last thing the internet needs is another page for "young pussy."
I'm lucky in that they didn't affect me one way or another. I don't ovulate at the right time or some such foolishness. It's been 3 years of charts and shit, before I said fuck this, I'm giving up. We don't use birth control and we don't use charts. At 38, I know the timer is ticking fast, but I've accepted for a year…
I found out my father passed this weekend. I decided to go onto Jezebel to distract me from the constant tears. This is the post I landed on. So much pain.
YOUR GOVERNMENT SUCKS SO MUCH THEY PROBABLY AREN'T EVEN RECORDING THIS CONVERSATION
Yeah, but you could die in an accident on the way home. Then who's guilty?
You know what pisses me off the most about birth control? I took it for years - decades - only to discover now, at 38, that getting pregnant is super difficult for me without help. So that miscarriage I had when I was 23 or whatever? Yeah, that was probably my only chance.
And Woody Harrelson?