Isn’t it funny that the God who created the whole, wide, largely empty universe is concerned with weird shit like this? It’s so odd how all his obsessions happen to sync with a bunch of dudes who lived in the Middle East a couple thousand years ago. Almost like a bunch of sexist dudes just made the whole thing up.

They almost always do harm people, though. Kids who are brainwashed into believing this crap. Women who are forced to be subservient to men (hello orthadox Judaism). Public education that is warped by a community’s religious beliefs. Homosexuals who are ostracized by their families.

They should never have allowed this scumbag conman piece of shit anywhere NEAR their party - I hope it IS the death of them - they deserve nothing less.
 

Vote for politicians who campaign on a promise of a single payer health care system like every other first world country?

The current system should be scrapped. Privatized healthcare tied to your employment was a terrible idea from the start. It has nothing to do with Obamacare. Premiums and deductibles were skyrocketing way before Obamacare. Scrap the current system and go to single payer, or expand Medicaid so that anyone can get on…

They could try doing something other than “set the whole thing on fire and complain that Obama made it so goddamn flammable”.

Maybe this is just me, but I already suspected those markings were for pipes and intertubes and whatnot. I guess I expected this article to tell me how to interpret these markings. Do different cities use different markings? Are colors standardized (they are! Kind of...)? Are they legally required, or just a good…

Way to be much more informative than the actual article. I think most people already knew that they signified a line underground, but the color scheme is something most don’t.

Darn, I was hoping for an infographic to show what different symbols meant

It’s what they’ve always wanted.

I would like an explanation as to how someone laughing during a hearing is an illegal act, while someone yelling ‘You LIE!’ while the president gives the State of the Union address is not...

Oh, and that explanation cannot use the fact that the latter was aimed at the country’s first black president.

And....go!

This conviction came REALLY QUICKLY. Like, the incident occurred in January, and we already have a jury verdict. Hopefully their lawyers can get this overturned on some post-trial motion. Barring that, the judge can assign some lesser sentence, like probation.

At least its still safe to shoot unarmed black teenagers.

Ellie do you know if there is some sort of legal fund for these protestors that we can contribute too?

Hey Jeff, they’re all gonna laugh at youuuuuu!

I want his picture to appear every time someone searches “Keebler elf.” How do we make this happen?