Dolphins in the wild have been photographed beating up a puffer fish to get high and masturbating on turtle shells.

Well, Jimmy probably isn’t the best example here, mostly because if push came to shove, he could likely afford the surgery. But, we definitely need more stories of babies needing expensive medical care to really torpedo the shit out of this latest “health plan”. Even Republicans will have problems telling babies to…

Did you explain to him that everything that is done to the Handmaids in the story has actually been done to women at some point in history, somewhere in the world?

The only people I know who think it is unrealistic are men.

Where are all the dudes who have never read the book, or heard about Margaret Atwood before this week, to tell me what to think of the show?

Wrist? The same mechanism is what drives his very being. If you take off the furry hat, this watch is all you find inside his head.

The narrator is completely professional and matter-of-fact. I work with people who snicker when uttering the phrase “number 2" during a Power Point presentation.

Oh they did, no worries. Here’s one from the 1790s. I saw an article on these once and most were painted, I’m sure the cost would have been astronomical for a moving one.

I was a little taken aback when he had to mention the watch was “fully serviced” just WAAAYYY TMI.

I’m disappointed that it’s so new. Clock and watch making back in the Victorian era was definitely sophisticated enough and they were pervy enough....

I like that is has a glass display lid.

So that you are forced to invest in a double dildo if you feel like sharing?

Hmm, the little peg thing on the end looks more like what you’d hook into a strap-on than any actual handle. Unless there was originally one attached. Either this probably mostly conjecture husband had a small penis and was using this to please his lady or this is even kinkier and much queerer than auction guy let on.

I like the box it comes in (that’s what she said).

So this is the frontpage of Jez right now:

If this is the hill he’s choosing to die on, we’ll make sure he dies on this hill.