I like to make cake mix cookies, (get box of your favorite cake mix, use it to make cookies instead) and I suspect that if you got your hands on some lemon poppy muffin mix (pretty sure I’ve seen some at Walmart) and made cookies with it, you’d get what you’re looking for. Hell, I may put this on the shopping list and…

Oh, are we speaking of my parents? Who use their entire home computer for word processing and digital solitaire? They exist.

I thought there would be statues of the pictured hippos. That’s my type of lawn decor or what have you. I would buy one.

I’m gonna guess you only wore a condom some of the time, and now you have kids and/or STDs and a deep belief that condoms don’t work very well, either.

*sings, “Secret Loooooovers!*

Maybe not, but I do expect him to sit out for a while longer and run up a much longer record of years where he's NOT a dipshit before assuming he's entitled to a seat in government.

Thank you so much for all the work you and others are doing!

I feel like this should be true, but... When my gun-collecting father-in-law died, we found CLOSETS full of ammo. Because when you have 33 different types of guns you need lots of different types, I guess. I never saw him shoot any of his guns, he just liked them, mostly historical stuff, but still. Why all the…

Favorite comment of all time.

I love your stuff, but should we talk about RBG with Jesus when she was Jewish and her own faith doesn’t put her there in the afterlife? I have no idea where any of us go, I just remember a lot of talk about this very thing when she died and the tributes started flowing. May her memory be a blessing.

Cory Booker tore up her lack of “academic curiosity” (he didn’t use those words) this afternoon over her lack of awareness and attempts to self-educate on racial issues surrounding policing and sentencing, so that was fun, too. 

This. I’m a little surprised how far down the comments I had to scroll before someone brought it up. I 100% suspect these laws were not evenly applied on racial lines.

And coroners, who were sounding alarms way back, but couldn’t get their hands on post mortem tests. Many asked, but the government was like, “lol, hell no.”

Google says: https://www.nolaweekend.com/last-popeyes-buffet-u-s-right-next-door/

Yes! I mentioned this just now before I saw your comment. It was definitely there, like, last year or so.

I’ve heard rumors of a Popeyes buffet still in existence (or was pre-COVID) somewhere in Louisiana...

PleasePlease please, I really need all the spawn to be so thoroughly ridiculed and disdained that they never ever run for office after this. No more Trumps or Kushners in any office.

Related tip: if you’re determined your kid isn’t going to be one of those picky (normal?) kids, all you have to do is control every interaction they have with food, always, forever, until well into teens, probably. Don’t let them eat around other kids (this means daycare and school is out) because the “it’s gross”…

I agree, and I wish that was possible, but I think there are too many die-hard believers in “saving the bay-bees” that it will never be enough. I think it might be easier to make the other common reasons for using it so well understood that everyone understands it can’t be banned. And then it’s personal health info as…

The priests have noticed a harder time cornering choir boys. They're feeling the scarcity.