I always wonder if their love of “natural” bodies extends to things like no longer shaving anywhere, no longer dieting or exercising to lose weight, no makeup, no perms or hair dye... I suspect not as much.

All their talking points are easily refuted, but I’m so tired of enacting the same show. Let’s change the birth control discussion to all the ways it helps women that have nothing to do with preventing pregnancy. I have Crohn’s disease, and the monthly hormonal things that USED to set off flare ups that landed me in…

You will not regret. Also, check out Plunkett and Macleane, which is insane but fun.

I know I was in the world at the same time, like, I was there, man, and yet... the idea that Clueless and Hackers were birthed in the same time and aimed at the same 15-year-old me seems... impossible. Surely they exist farther apart? Hackers feels somehow older and grittier, like it came well before, but also the…

I’m still waiting to hear more about that pig farmer dude in the Phillipines. That seemed like a kinda big deal, about him being outed a couple of weeks ago, but I haven’t seen much about it.

As someone who is in a state with one of the worst unemployment insurance rates (Thanks, NC GOP, for gutting that system a while back!) I want to just shake all these politicians until their teeth rattle. I’ve been diligently searching for a job for months now, and the struggle is real but it’s about to get realer…

Serious question, not trolling. We need to burn forests sometimes because it’s natural. Got it, no argument. Also, stop bulldozing and building. Ok, good. Let’s pretend we can do that. At the same time, we need to plant a zillion trees if we have a hope of fighting carbon emissions. How are we supposed to balance that…

I want to take a moment to overshare in the hopes that it helps anyone. Apologies in advance. I’ve lived with an ostomy (“the bag”) for almost 20 years. It’s not the worst thing that can ever happen to you. Dying because you chose to fuck around with treatments that might or might not work rather than getting your…

I’ve got two first graders. It’s not any better. I feel this post in my bones.

LOL I was the same when I saw someone do it the first time. Get a really long serrated knife, it’ll go easier. I think the pros use wires or something. Cutting it evenly and not too much also takes practice, but it’s doable. Best part: you eat the evidence that you removed any cake.

This is more of a self own. For a long time, I didn’t know you’re supposed to cut the rounded top off one of the cakes on a basic two-layer cake. (so the top layer will sit nicely, right?) So I’d just take whichever layer looked the most flat on top, and turn it upside down so the flat bottom was on top. The pressure…

Ding ding ding!

The funny thing, to me, is the bathrobe is 10 times more “modest” because it’s longer. I wrap up in a bathrobe and all you can see is my ankles. Even most of my neck is swathed in something warm and comfy. All the house dresses I own, and remember from my childhood, are two steps from see-through, and on the short…

Good response. Fast, to the point, and leaving no doubt. Don’t leave any time for idiots to make more of it. Maybe if nazi boy volunteers to be punched a lot more in penance, we’ll accept his apology for thinking this was ever gonna happen.

We all know they were always lying through their teeth, right? They live in rural North Carolina. There’s no way they live in the same region I do and cannot recite a laundry list of racism in their area on a daily basis. Impossible.

Thank you, that makes somewhat sense.

It’s not what I’m hearing, it’s what the person wrote in the article. As another poster said, it is probably a reference to Annie’s brand organic macaroni: And finally an additional ode to Annie, who really did put her whole pussy into that organic, convenient pasta:

Uh... I’m afraid to google, so, can someone explain that Annie and macaroni line to me? All I’m pulling up in my head is Little Orphan Annie, the only Annie I can think of, and I’m PRETTY SURE that’s not where this is going. I hope it’s not?

I’ve been having such a weird time with bacon lately, like the exact same package cooks up one way one time, and then the next time I buy it they’re all sliced weird or shrink to half the size (somehow, I have no idea, never seen it before). If you could get “bacon” that was reliably uniform in size and cookability,…

I thought I’d be snacking, too. We have snacks. I’m just... not. Apparently I’m not a depression eater, I’m a depression-loss-of-appetite-haver. :(