Stytch
Stytch
Stytch

Thank you so much for all the work you and others are doing!

I feel like this should be true, but... When my gun-collecting father-in-law died, we found CLOSETS full of ammo. Because when you have 33 different types of guns you need lots of different types, I guess. I never saw him shoot any of his guns, he just liked them, mostly historical stuff, but still. Why all the

Favorite comment of all time.

I love your stuff, but should we talk about RBG with Jesus when she was Jewish and her own faith doesn’t put her there in the afterlife? I have no idea where any of us go, I just remember a lot of talk about this very thing when she died and the tributes started flowing. May her memory be a blessing.

Cory Booker tore up her lack of “academic curiosity” (he didn’t use those words) this afternoon over her lack of awareness and attempts to self-educate on racial issues surrounding policing and sentencing, so that was fun, too. 

This. I’m a little surprised how far down the comments I had to scroll before someone brought it up. I 100% suspect these laws were not evenly applied on racial lines.

Yes! I mentioned this just now before I saw your comment. It was definitely there, like, last year or so.

I’ve heard rumors of a Popeyes buffet still in existence (or was pre-COVID) somewhere in Louisiana...

PleasePlease please, I really need all the spawn to be so thoroughly ridiculed and disdained that they never ever run for office after this. No more Trumps or Kushners in any office.

Related tip: if you’re determined your kid isn’t going to be one of those picky (normal?) kids, all you have to do is control every interaction they have with food, always, forever, until well into teens, probably. Don’t let them eat around other kids (this means daycare and school is out) because the “it’s gross”

I agree, and I wish that was possible, but I think there are too many die-hard believers in “saving the bay-bees” that it will never be enough. I think it might be easier to make the other common reasons for using it so well understood that everyone understands it can’t be banned. And then it’s personal health info as

The priests have noticed a harder time cornering choir boys. They're feeling the scarcity.

I always wonder if their love of “natural” bodies extends to things like no longer shaving anywhere, no longer dieting or exercising to lose weight, no makeup, no perms or hair dye... I suspect not as much.

All their talking points are easily refuted, but I’m so tired of enacting the same show. Let’s change the birth control discussion to all the ways it helps women that have nothing to do with preventing pregnancy. I have Crohn’s disease, and the monthly hormonal things that USED to set off flare ups that landed me in

You will not regret. Also, check out Plunkett and Macleane, which is insane but fun.

I know I was in the world at the same time, like, I was there, man, and yet... the idea that Clueless and Hackers were birthed in the same time and aimed at the same 15-year-old me seems... impossible. Surely they exist farther apart? Hackers feels somehow older and grittier, like it came well before, but also the

I’m still waiting to hear more about that pig farmer dude in the Phillipines. That seemed like a kinda big deal, about him being outed a couple of weeks ago, but I haven’t seen much about it.

As someone who is in a state with one of the worst unemployment insurance rates (Thanks, NC GOP, for gutting that system a while back!) I want to just shake all these politicians until their teeth rattle. I’ve been diligently searching for a job for months now, and the struggle is real but it’s about to get realer

I want to take a moment to overshare in the hopes that it helps anyone. Apologies in advance. I’ve lived with an ostomy (“the bag”) for almost 20 years. It’s not the worst thing that can ever happen to you. Dying because you chose to fuck around with treatments that might or might not work rather than getting your