I’ve got two first graders. It’s not any better. I feel this post in my bones.

LOL I was the same when I saw someone do it the first time. Get a really long serrated knife, it’ll go easier. I think the pros use wires or something. Cutting it evenly and not too much also takes practice, but it’s doable. Best part: you eat the evidence that you removed any cake.

This is more of a self own. For a long time, I didn’t know you’re supposed to cut the rounded top off one of the cakes on a basic two-layer cake. (so the top layer will sit nicely, right?) So I’d just take whichever layer looked the most flat on top, and turn it upside down so the flat bottom was on top. The pressure…

Ding ding ding!

The funny thing, to me, is the bathrobe is 10 times more “modest” because it’s longer. I wrap up in a bathrobe and all you can see is my ankles. Even most of my neck is swathed in something warm and comfy. All the house dresses I own, and remember from my childhood, are two steps from see-through, and on the short…

Good response. Fast, to the point, and leaving no doubt. Don’t leave any time for idiots to make more of it. Maybe if nazi boy volunteers to be punched a lot more in penance, we’ll accept his apology for thinking this was ever gonna happen.

We all know they were always lying through their teeth, right? They live in rural North Carolina. There’s no way they live in the same region I do and cannot recite a laundry list of racism in their area on a daily basis. Impossible.

Thank you, that makes somewhat sense.

It’s not what I’m hearing, it’s what the person wrote in the article. As another poster said, it is probably a reference to Annie’s brand organic macaroni: And finally an additional ode to Annie, who really did put her whole pussy into that organic, convenient pasta:

Uh... I’m afraid to google, so, can someone explain that Annie and macaroni line to me? All I’m pulling up in my head is Little Orphan Annie, the only Annie I can think of, and I’m PRETTY SURE that’s not where this is going. I hope it’s not?

I’ve been having such a weird time with bacon lately, like the exact same package cooks up one way one time, and then the next time I buy it they’re all sliced weird or shrink to half the size (somehow, I have no idea, never seen it before). If you could get “bacon” that was reliably uniform in size and cookability,…

I thought I’d be snacking, too. We have snacks. I’m just... not. Apparently I’m not a depression eater, I’m a depression-loss-of-appetite-haver. :( 

I thought I’d lose weight, too. I’m eating two meals a day, no snacks. Almost none of the meals are fast or takeout. And yet... The complete lack of physical activity, I guess, has me holding even. And I used to eat a ton of fast food, restaurants, etc. I’m just glad I’m not gaining weight, I suppose?

I used to stop every morning on my way to work for a breakfast burrito. Now, not working, we make a package of bacon and one pack of sausage once a week, and keep the leftovers in the fridge. Two minutes to scramble some eggs, 30 seconds to microwave a tortilla and some bacon... Easy breakfast burrito at home. Maybe…

My kids love every part of that story. I'm not THAT old, but I can remember the lone shop in Miami that my mom took me to when I was very little, and it had a post office upstairs and a soda counter downstairs. I think it was a Woolworths or something similar. The poor class's version of the NYC department store tea…

So, these are actual documents from authorities, and not some doctored thing that just “appeared,” right? I ask because it seems like the anti-vaxxers (slash-antipedophilia-crusaders, Qanon nutjobs) seem like they have a real thing where anyone they don’t agree with keeps popping up on “Epstein’s flightlogs” only I’m…

Purely here just to say Patricia T-G represents my area, and she’s a really nice person. I hope she wins.

No idea why, but my local store has been OUT of canned green beans (a household fave, sue me) for weeks. It’s the weirdest thing, to me. Almost everything else is back to normal, aside from random spotty outages, but nothing else has been consistently out for several weeks.

This. Of all my friends in college, the one who had the most guys chasing her was the one who frequently and calmly insisted that she “didn’t date.” (Which was not true, honestly. She just didn’t date until she found someone she wanted to date, but still.)

I am generally a really easy going customer, happily eating whatever I’m served, even if it’s not what I asked for, without complaint. Mostly because I don’t want to cause a fuss, and I’m hungry enough to just eat whatever. But sometimes when it’s cold weather, I like to eat soup and a grilled cheese sandwich on my…