“To be closer to his wife’s native homeland.”

Somewhere back in the early 1980s, Cheerios did a thing where you could send away for a little yellow cereal bowl and a CUSTOM spoon with your child’s name on it. (or yours, I suppose, but it was marketed for children.) So, thanks to my mom’s clipping and mailing skills, I have this yellow Cheerios bowl that says “You…

Because it’s the latest “why you should not wear a mask” thing going around from the ding dongs on facebook who do all their own research on Pub Med and wish all the sheep would learn to think for themselves, like all the other anti-vaxxer clones.

Right? I kinda want to just concede the point just to get to the important stuff. “Sure, yeah, totally from a lab. Now let’s talk about what our government needs to do for us to help us get through this,” none of which is bomb China or whatever retaliatory dumb shit some might come up with.

Hang in there! Babies are hard but you’re right at that cusp where it starts to begin to get slightly better (after the “fourth trimester). Sending you some support and internet hugs!

Yes, this. I toured a meat packing plant one time for a story (do not recommend) and the manager was like, “and then Thursday is our generic day, when we change the labels.” Same turkeys, same farms.

Ok, I’m really going to need more on the correlation on bananas, gum and theft. Not necessarily doubting you, I just am dying to know the reasoning. Or is it just pure statistics at this point? I’m curious about the part behind the stats, really.

I hate to tell you, but you’re probably actually one of their favorite people to datamine. You are a real time experiment in the effectiveness of in-store marketing, I suspect. 

Very cool read, but, what the hell is the green stuff on top??

I’ve noticed that my “local” big paper is getting more and more into the events business, I wouldn’t be surprised if they tried something like this. Like, they are constantly coming up with new big events which require sponsorships and/or ad buys. (Or more likely, sponsorships which come with ad buys) Kidapalooza, 40…

If you don’t buy them quite so tight, I find all jeans are performance jeans. #90sBaggyPantsForever

If you don’t buy them quite so tight, I find all jeans are performance jeans. #90sBaggyPantsForever

Ok, what motivates you to place a sticker(?) of a dick image out in a public place, however? Like I said, I really want to understand this particular thing.

What motivates you to stick images of a penis anywhere in public? Genuinely curious. Tell me all about it.

I think you might be surprised in the amount of overlap between “Oprah book club fans” and “voted for Trump.” Just a suspicion.

I agree with this. Those white women sitting around in this audience probably voted for Trump. If this book IN ANY WAY helps shift their viewpoint, then great. I’m sure there are a lot of other books that tell “this story” better and more authentically, but we all know these women will not be reading those books. The…

I feel so bad for this person.

Please let me know when the burning it to the ground phase commences.

Seriously, most of the good docs with the best seniority are off for the holiday, and yeah, the interns and new residents who have just started aren’t idiots, but they’re new to the hospital. You take your chances this week, folks.

Preach. Better you raise the husband like an extra child NOW than suffer later.

My dear future mother of twins... Twin infants literally take two sets of hands all the time. I sincerely hope he understands he is about to be in the shit and needs to step up his game.