How great would it be if, instead of running, he picked one of the women running and put all his support and experience behind her. Not just issuing a statement, but joining their campaign in an actually useful purpose. 

“I’m” not going to put her through that again.

Best thing would for the woman to step forward and declare it wasn’t actually his sperm. Now whatcha got, chucklefuck?

They are trying their best to Photoshop her ugly in the last flattering poses, though. 

There is a never ending stream of people in my twitter who keep showing up to demand I retract a post I made where I said that the boys in the video should be punished (I didn’t specify how) and not protected from their actions over concerns of how such punishments might damage their futures. I said that “what about…

We do the same thing with Muslim people, or “Arabs” or ... Those folks over there. The “real”ones are all-jihad-all-the-time, and the rest are lying/not really muslim... It’s much like how parents who refuse to stone their children are not “real” Christians. It's all wrong, but I totally understand how they sat it.…

I wish they would. Like, please, .have some matches my dude, and trigger the shit out of all the snowflakes with your non-PC self-immolation

Cue the concern about how this will effect his future potential. ... No, sorry. I want him to have a police record NOW because it matters now AND later.

Oh God yes. No desire to read his brain farts.

I hear they have rehab in jail.

There is a red dress in the pix that seems to say “KEEP AMERICA” and I’m dying to know what brilliant word competed the phrase.

There is a red dress in the pix that seems to say “KEEP AMERICA” and I’m dying to know what brilliant word competed…

“my people”

See, that’s why, when I think about what these folks deserve, I don’t hope that we put their heads on sticks or anything, but that they somehow find themselves very poor, and unable to get help. I just want then to know real struggle, one without family safety nets, because all their connections are poor, too.

Historically speaking, I believe the solution is for these two countries to go to war with each other. Then they can use up some of the pesky surplus.

We’ve gone from Cold War to Trolled War.

Does anyone think that the lady didn’t go through full makeup before her show? Me neither. So did she reapply ashes to still look pious? Fake apply in the first place? Do her own stage makeup before church?

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK.

They get extra demerits for apparently appropriating the STNG font, as well. Picard would never support these jackholes.

I laughed at my family’s reactions to Obama’s election and presidency. They thought the world was ending, some went full doomsday prep. After a year and change of Trump and co., now I’m trying to avoid the creeping panic. But I kind of believe that, in their dumbass way, they were legitimately terrified. I’m not…

Because to them, even the events “for women” are really men’s spaces.