Ok, what motivates you to place a sticker(?) of a dick image out in a public place, however? Like I said, I really want to understand this particular thing.

What motivates you to stick images of a penis anywhere in public? Genuinely curious. Tell me all about it.

I think you might be surprised in the amount of overlap between “Oprah book club fans” and “voted for Trump.” Just a suspicion.

I agree with this. Those white women sitting around in this audience probably voted for Trump. If this book IN ANY WAY helps shift their viewpoint, then great. I’m sure there are a lot of other books that tell “this story” better and more authentically, but we all know these women will not be reading those books. The…

I feel so bad for this person.

Please let me know when the burning it to the ground phase commences.

I’m just waiting for the eventual cheap DVD or whatever tech is out in the future, when i’ll be scooping up stuff in the discount bin. I’m looking at you, Good Omens.

Noooo! I’m not getting streaming for anything, I don’t care what you move to streaming. I hate this.

Seriously, most of the good docs with the best seniority are off for the holiday, and yeah, the interns and new residents who have just started aren’t idiots, but they’re new to the hospital. You take your chances this week, folks.

Preach. Better you raise the husband like an extra child NOW than suffer later.

My dear future mother of twins... Twin infants literally take two sets of hands all the time. I sincerely hope he understands he is about to be in the shit and needs to step up his game.

How great would it be if, instead of running, he picked one of the women running and put all his support and experience behind her. Not just issuing a statement, but joining their campaign in an actually useful purpose. 

“I’m” not going to put her through that again.

Best thing would for the woman to step forward and declare it wasn’t actually his sperm. Now whatcha got, chucklefuck?

They are trying their best to Photoshop her ugly in the last flattering poses, though. 

There is a never ending stream of people in my twitter who keep showing up to demand I retract a post I made where I said that the boys in the video should be punished (I didn’t specify how) and not protected from their actions over concerns of how such punishments might damage their futures. I said that “what about…

We do the same thing with Muslim people, or “Arabs” or ... Those folks over there. The “real”ones are all-jihad-all-the-time, and the rest are lying/not really muslim... It’s much like how parents who refuse to stone their children are not “real” Christians. It's all wrong, but I totally understand how they sat it.…

I wish they would. Like, please, .have some matches my dude, and trigger the shit out of all the snowflakes with your non-PC self-immolation

Cue the concern about how this will effect his future potential. ... No, sorry. I want him to have a police record NOW because it matters now AND later.

Oh God yes. No desire to read his brain farts.