Men will never get pregnant. How are they allowed to have sex at all? Logic fail. ... Also, we're talking doctrine that was formed in times when no one really knew exactly how the human reproduction stuff worked. Now that we know more than our ancestors, like how the Earth is not the center of the universe, or even…

I'm so tired of people pulling out the word "selfish" to talk about sins. Show me the commandment "Thou shalt not be selfish." I'm sorry, was someone else going to be receiving the fruit of my loins? Was I selfishly depriving SOMEONE ELSE of a child? You know what else is selfish? Making money and not giving every…

True story: At a former job, the bosses said there was a wage freeze for years. No one supposedly got raises for several years. When I finally gave my 2 weeks notice, my boss made some lame comment about, "I don't suppose you'd stay for more money?" and I said no, didn't even ask how much, because I was determinedly…

Nope, I got it right. It's the name of the genre of those Christian romance novels, where the heroines are all bonnet-wearing Quaker types. They're clean, not smutty romance. Thus, they're the opposite of the well-known "bodice rippers." I did not make this term up, swear. Go read the sentence again, and it'll make…

Somewhere, the Lorax guy is very confused.

I think it's their internal voice screaming in horror and desperation. They're keeping it in check, but it leaks out at the eyes. They may not even notice anymore. Spend enough time convincing yourself that things are fine and happy, and you might be able to bury the mental indications otherwise.

p.s. Had a giggle just now when I posted that comment and hit the button that says "submit." It's everywhere! It's subconscious!

I've always wondered if romance novels (the dirty kind, not the bonnet-rippers) was kinda America's dirty little secret. Read a few select passages out loud to your husband/boyfriend and watch his face. And isn't it funny that Walmart won't carry some music cd's because of the lyrics, but you can step over to the book…

We need more women to talk about how they're in touch with men's issues, and then talk about viagra and penile implants. We really need to get all up in their business until male politicians officially say how unwelcome that is. THEN we will have some bargaining chips or ammunition, depending on the way the wind blows.

Um, C-section births or natural? Cuz, I'll only give Romney those 5 births as "work days" if she pushed without drugs. If she was on top for the conceptions, I'll toss in another 5 days. (I'm comping the other 23.75 hours.) Ignoring the concept of "work" for the rest of the time, since she probably handed the labor…

Yes, it's called the aristocracy. It's tough to get into, though. Short of being born there, your chances are slim to get in. And, I hear that Queen E. makes all the new pledges polish her corgi's water bowls with their personal toothbrushes.

Duh, yeah. Like many in other cultures, she implies a woman's only value is tied to her offspring, so... yeah. No screaming infants, what's the point? Who wants a bond to that piece of worthless junk? Provided those little screamers are sons, of course. Daughters? Fail.

Er... she. She's talking. ;) And here I go again, blowing up stereotypes left and wight.

... so, the truly evil species in the series, the pale white creatures who come with the winters, how exactly do they fit into the theory? ... Yeah, that's what I thought.

"The people of Britain are aggressively secular and will not tolerate religious encroachment on their private life."

GOP: Solving the economic jobs crisis by finding ways to force women out of the workforce.

#COTD !!! (I obviously have no idea how that COTD system actually works.)

"Then they'll probably want to also cross off all the people who don't think voting is necessary because they can just pray for the person they want to win, and it'll automatically happen. "

Dogs in the wild live in packs. Packs have heirarchy. If they're not at the top, they still get the equivalent of being yelled at to get off the furniture, shut up, etc., from the Alpha. I'm not sure that a steady diet, vet visits, climate control (because if they didn't have that they wouldn't also have hurried…

Remember, only you can prevent the gay.