Would these be the Americans with heritage from England, or Germany, or Italy, or Mexico, or China, or Kenya? Or the ones that were here first?

I gather they really don't want their womenfolk to have much encouragement to be self-sufficient, or, you know, meaning outside the relationship to the husband, who is, after all, guaranteeing his wife's entry into heaven. So yeah, boys do Boy Scouts and go on year-long mission trips, girls learn house crafts from…

Now if we can just change the cultural emphasis on boys, the weird social-disaster that is gender imbalance will also go away?

Yes, I always feel a little disappointed in people (the living, not the dead) when the best they can come up with for dear old granny's 94 years of life was, "she loved gardening." What a gyp!

Did his internet research include an accidental foray into underage, costumed porn? "Why hello, Mr. Homeowner, we're here to sell you cookies. And by cookies, we mean sex."

Shh.. don't give them ideas. All they need is more rationale to cut services to the needy, because things like "eating" and "having a home" are "lifestyle convenience."

Naturally non-implanted zygotes happen all the time. They're thrown out with the bathwater, so to speak, when a woman has her period. Unless conditions are perfect, you can have sperm and egg meeting, having a good time, and failing to implant the results. This is not a pregnancy. Pregnancy is when the egg/sperm…

No, no, you donate your shining newborn to wealthy white Republican women who can't have children. Unless, you know, it's not white or perfect. Then you just dump them in the system and walk away.

I would buy into a fantasy teen mom league. Points for good decisions, etc. I say this as someone who honestly has no idea how fantasy sports actually work.

The poor and downtrodden are more likely to turn to God? So, yeah, we need more members, lets make sure they keep getting produced.

Yes, a catholic wedding service stresses welcoming any possible children (and raising them catholic) more times than it mentions just about anything else. (from my one and misty memory of a catholic wedding service)

Because if women are recognized at full equals of men, then a lot of the pillars of their personal religious beliefs will crumble. And when one starts to go, the whole house falls down. Can't have that.

I forget which supermodel referred to herself as a genetic freak, but it's kind of true. It's not a "circus freak" sort of term, it's an "outside of the norm" sort of term. It's not snarking to say that XYZ is not prevalent in nature, it's pointing out a fact. Now, saying, "and they're also obviously sluts and…

Doesn't even have to implant, if these personhood jokers get their way in many cases. Thus, the issues with many forms of birth control. Had sex recently? Congratulations, you may be carrying a molecular-sized human.

No on the gay fetus marriage and fetus abortions, but yes for the gay fetus communist gun club.

But for politicians, it's always tricky to get the coveted "tampon vote" because there's too many strings attached.

Maybe this was said earlier and I missed it, but ... I reallllly wish today's modern USA male understood that it is almost physically impossible for most women to have both extremely large breasts AND minimal body fat anywhere else. Not without surgery. Anatomy doesn't work that way. The super skinny (but still big…

How, in the class-conscious environment that is the UK, has there not been an established Greek system before this? I find it hard to believe.

LOL @ "I can hear nuns." That's gonna be in my head all day, said creey style by the boy who also sees dead people. I didn't even go to a Catholic school, church, or other nun-rich environment.

This story has the best stream of comments today. Carry on.