To be honest, I don't really understand how this controller is any stupider than a lot of the stuff Kotaku features for purchase. You guys publish a lot of articles featuring X item's limited edition that's exactly like the not limited edition, but w/ some game's icon stamped on it or has a different colored case and…

You asked for plot, you got it!

"Unfortunately for Jill, who probably just wants to get on with the whole zombie apocalypse situation, her sweater puppies (I'm sorry, this bosom slang is only going to get worse) are completely non-compliant. Jiggling around like they've been possessed by some kind of demonic spirit, Jill's rather excitable funbags…

I played RE religiously in my formative years. I beaten RE1 2 & 3 easily ten times each. I bought a dreamcast for code veronica and only owned that game. I played the RE1 GC remake 4 times through back to back when it came out.

Re5 broke my spirit, and Re6 made me never look back.

You mean to tell me that now that…

People are still pissing their diapers over titties in video games?

This is excellent stuff.

He's a soldier. This is how he was trained to kill. This is how you dehumanize the enemy. These are the leftovers of the man after war.

One of the very best sniper films I've ever seen is Enemy At the Gates, which not coincidentally features a fully fleshed-out villain. It's hard to add complexity to someone who by definition kills at a remove, and if he does his job well, his victims never even know he exists. It's a real accomplishment to humanize…

Don't these devs know you're supposed to stop working on the game once it hits early access?

The game is still in alpha and is nowhere near completion. It's a pretty hugely ambitious game and only has a small development team, too. It's going to take probably another year before it hits V1.0

It all looks amazing. But also a bit terrifying. I mean, JUST LOOK AT ARMIN'S EYES!

"kertos pls"

Why the fuck would anyone play such games on Steam in the first place? Where everybody can see you play, and even if you play offline can see those games in your library?

So Steam doesn't want to be steamy. Hmmm.

Any game that has a breast slider and a breast bounciness slider should be given awards.

The pressures that mascot characters are under to retain a paying gig are horrendous.

It's always fun watching people expend disproportionate snark commenting on things that don't matter.

I'm just pissed T-Jack didn't say "We're gonna take the ball and we're going to score."

Kind of nice that the developers just say "Eh, just pirate the damn thing if you can't legally buy it in Australia", but maybe the devs should set up a tip jar so that Australians (and other pirates with a guilty conscience) can give them money even if they pirated the game.

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