This looks like it should have come out 5 years ago. Don't do it Evan, that's $60 worth of woe inbound.

Sodomy by rubber eggplant...?

From Wikipedia:

It should all go to Magic: The Gathering cards.

I think Duncan just takes any excuse to do more Skyrim, but I am 100% OK with that.

*cries four times* February, it's just too far away!

I was about to say you could just mod L4D2 with Alien skins, but it sounds like this will be a bit different given that your only fighting one enemy, not over 9,000 zombies.

All of these need Slenderman edited in. Then it'll be perfect.

Remember, don't kill the waiter NPC's. They are more valuable alive.

Super Hexagon music? It's not really a fighting game, but it's pretty badass music.

Now assuming direct control.

Calm your tits bro, and move on to the next article.

If the PC master race is Smaug, our unplayed games are the massive pile of Dwarven treasure.

I've played a bit on my 3DS, and it's still pretty small. Not so much that it strains your eyes or anything, but it certainly could use a little larger font.

"The crazy thing is I don't even necessarily believe the stuff I say a lot of times."

Nooooooooo, Marco!