Beer? I thought the guy was drinking Coors Light?

GALWAY!

She’s shielding her eyes from the sight of some Russian oligarch’s mushroom dick.

I don’t know, Wall of Voodoo made it sound pretty cool.

Or y’all could do one better and get rid of the gross nationalist exceptionalist singing of “God Bless America” at sports altogether.

I’ll just be over here holding my breath.

Looks like the whistle blower claiming Boeing was cutting corners and that planes would start falling out of the skies might get some attention now.

I’M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike Piazza is curious what he could get the team for. 

If you like American Beauty I got a VHS of a plastic bag blowing around I’ll sell you for $50

That’s Jack Edwards and I’m not sure but he may be paying homage to Keith Jackson who used to pronounce it that way.

Andy Reid can’t win in big games. 

My thoughts as a Pats fan.

Fucking colonials -this post needs to be filed to “OOH AH THAY?” immediately!

Rooney may have been drunk but the swearing was coming over the phone from his mum. 

Things I really want to see Paul LePage do in retirement (in alphabetical order):

haven’t read this yet but thanks for jinxing this season, Billy.

I’ve been a Pats fan my whole life, which includes a lot of really awful years. In recent years, I’ve said, “They’ll go 12 and four, don’t shit yourself.” Well, this year, they won’t make that goal, but will still make the playoffs. I actually want the Pats to suck again a little, so that some of the fucking morons…