How much did Snyder charge fans for each punch?  

Greatest way to lower your ERA. Use Formula Mook Benny JBJ 162 times a year and keep them runs down.

Funny thing is, one of the more famous photos of him as a young teen is Sheeran busking in Galway.  

Ah, Cork, along with Kerry, the two counties furthest from the border yet always the ones most concerned with the British. It is like the yobs in Northern Maine who scream about “securing the border”; the Mexican border, whereas they don’t give a rat’s arse about the one they are on. It is racism, yet I can still see…

Wenger Out (Of His Senses).

The Cleveland Browns are really bullshit that someone boosted the term shit-post from the basic pass scheme section of their playbooks.

Actually, probably a heart eating story. 

Is there a Zagreb scam?  I liked it there.  It is a pretty decent place. 

You have to love how Luis Suarez instantly recovered from at least 2 “head injuries” when Uruguay got the ball back.

I wonder why this isn’t being played on MTV Classic over Whitesnake for the 1,582nd time.

“In Your Stugots, you know they are right”

I might die of giddiness.

Why wouldn’t he? They were great this year, August excepted.

My Name Is Buck and I Here To Fuck (Up Xander’s Trots).

Man who inherited obscene wealth insults man who inherited slightly less obscene wealth.

I know it was training, but Roma dominated Liverpool, albeit under BRoge, at Fenway in 2012 and 2014. I would have loved BM only because Klopp knows how to beat them.

Deadspin April Fool Joke; A Positive Story About Boston.

Some people say why do it. Others say why not. I say fuck that.

I’m waiting for the 18 part Deadspin series on how Boston is racist because of taunts by Black Hawk fans.

Paul Anka wrote My Way, which in Al-Anon is called the Losers National Anthem. I never thought he could do worse. I am scarred for life after this.