“Fuck You, I’m Chelsea!” - Cowers behind bar clutching wallet.

and the d bag who decides that he or she is in charge of the condo association. I used to manage a few condo complexs while still a renter. What a bunch of fucking psychopaths that inhabit a condo board. It convinced me to always own a house warts and all.

#2 for a reason.

Further proof that God / Allah / Mother Nature / Paulie From Quinzee all hate Roger Goddell.

Lord Jeffrey Amherst practiced germ warfare. Pretty fucking badass and terrifying if you ask me. Mammoths are pimped out elephants in furs, and extinct.

18. Jogging, Fucking Jogging.

This was 20 years ago. I just never liked Braintree growing up. I’ve softened a bit.

I’m white. I wouldn’t live in Braintree. It was on my no go list when I started looking for houses. You paid $800,000 for that?

I grew up in Dot. It is the diversity that people in Brookline, the W Burbs, and Newton, all jerk off about, yet somehow as the sun goes down they are nice and “safe” behind their segregated municipal bounds.

Only took 1/60th of a minute to do that.

They left on their own in 1954.

Bruins fan here. I will kill to get the spoked B on PK.

Exurban Boston (and 96.3% of Maine and New Hampshire) have a fantastic set of rednecks. They are angry at black people though they live in towns where no one darker than a winter time Sicilian has ever passed through. You see them come to Boston for gameday and they are terrified walking around the streets thinking…

North London, North Korea, It is all very confusing.

We can almost, and I mean almost, guarantee fewer worker deaths upgrading stadia. It’s a win win.

Can’t we just steal 2022?

Little Ball of Taint.

Opening Day Front Running A-Hole Acts Like Opening Day Front Running A-Hole. As a Sox fan, I wish Cutch had clocked him.

Pats Injury Report - Gronk out for 4-6 weeks - Everything broken. Brady - Questionable (Eyes) owing to reentry to earth from heaven.

Give credit to the highlighter cleets, with my son being paleface, as is nearly everyone else he plays against, with my eye sight and high school stands, it was easy to pick out my kid with the hot pink kicks.