With any luck the Falcons might come calling about halftime tomorrow based on the Patriot’s defensive abilities.

This is from a guy who works 162 days a year?

Head Gooner Gone From New Highbury To Library For Fortnight.

Cake please.

Too many nutmegs, just too many.

Stay Gold Phony Boy.

Baseball has been in Japan since the 1870's. Hate to deflate your cultural transfer notions but the Giants and other teams were around a long time before Pearl Harbor.

In a related story, aging Fighting Dogs’ traveling secretary Kirin Ichiban immediately asked for a new assignment within the organization, and body armor.

Winter ferry to boot. Wasn’t exactly placid on the Sound yesterday.

Drive up through the Dominican areas around Egleston Square on Thanksgiving. It was like a normal Tuesday.

Slane? Tough guy Slane? What a POS. Did you know he was from the streets of West Roxbury? (Ha!) Check that his father went to Dartmouth and was the Registrar at my high school, one of the better public schools in the country. Fuck that turd, he would have been killed a long time ago if he had grown up in a real Boston…

I’ve got none. Every famous person I have encountered over the years has been nothing but polite or just there and being human. Sorry to spoil it. Some like Ozzy, Tony Randall, Steve Martin, Mike Dukakis (A great person), Elvis Costello, Annie Lennox, and many others have been great.

The sash that the President of Chile wears is called the Bando O’Higgins. I’m sure that prick Pinochet used to wear it to bed.

I guess when it comes to Felger’s wife, a little time off is ok though....

BENGHAZI!!!! TIM CURRY!!!! ‘MURICA - Thought process of every back hoe operator who thinks he’s going to be CEO of John Deere on January 21st.

Dildo or not, Rexy admitted to getting completely fucked over by the Pats yesterday.

A File Cabinet mounted on an Alligator was too hard for the trophy makers.

Orlando and Hartford paired up in a rivalry? (Sends Mass Card to both coaches).

Un(bloody)socksessful.

Keep Austin Parkour.