Gotta keep spending to keep my VIB status for next year!

She’s definitely had some open-stomach surgery.

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HER SHOES

Bey didn’t almost fall - gravity momentarily forgot who it was fuckng with.

In a speech I heard him give (yes people have him give speeches) he said when he is president America will be made up of the “hooves and Hoove-nots.”

I’m super excited!

that’s what happens with a lot of us nerd girls. we think we know the real world because of the way we experience it through literature, until losing a loved one or getting our ass handed to us by a broken heart SHOWS us what’s what. then, adrift with no moral compass left, when no book from Garcia Marquez to the…

WHERE YOU LEAD I WILL FOLLOW

Am I the only one who thinks the death of Richard is actually the perfect way to bring everyone back? Like he dies, and this is the year of recovering from his death and this is how it affects their relationships? Am I the only one who has given this an inordinate amount of thought? Okay then.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

The number of episodes has been announced. Four 90-minute episodes, one for each season. They’re already rebuilding the sets and filming is set to start in February, to my knowledge. Shush you, it’s gonna be great!

I'll reserve judgment because Netflix can really pull out some amazing stuff in this revamp/reboot vein, case in point Wet Hot American Summer which was honestly the most perfect bit of television I have ever seen. I died every episode, Christopher meloni and Paul Rudd were sheer gold.

Is anyone else super bummed that Melissa McCarthy can’t do this but has done a gazillion seasons of Mike and Molly

Truth.

Just like The X-Files, this is a continuation of the original series, not a reboot.

Stars Hollow karaoke.

meet up at the park and drink whiskey out of travel mugs

Can’t we just make friends the old fashioned way? By talking shit about them and later on realizing they’re cool, and then you find out they’re cooler than you, so you end up not being friends?

In all seriousness, I would love to do a DC based Jez meetup.