Having played a couple hours of one AC game, this trailer does nothing to make me want to see the film.

She is SO funny.

By having a third act?

Please do, and may I add, I desperately want him to be Dad/Grandpa/Uncle/Whatever Chaperone for one or more younger fans.

Oddly, all of them are playing asians.

You understand that this is an article called “Morning Spoilers” right?

I believe the term is “rediculously good looking interracial family”

Fun Fact: When elected, former Governor Tom Vilscack (now Secretary of Agriculture) did this same thing. It lasted 12 years, until idiots in this state re-elected Republican Terry Branstad. One of his first acts was stripping felons of their rights. A lawsuit over the wording of the portion of the Iowa Constitution…

X-men have ALWAYS (with the exception of first class) looked horrible in set photos ahead of time.

The shirt looks vaguely 80's. The hair doesn’t particularly remind me of High School.

Why even have a trial then? Why not just summary executions for anyone accused of a heinous crime?

But does it throw poo everywhere as well as old ones?

Life Goes On had “Becca”, which is close enough.

A lot of Gen X is over 40. WHERE DID MY YOUTH GO?
More accurate for Gen X white girls? JENNY.

Crossfit, dude.

You realize the difference between men’s sizes and women’s is a label, right? They aren’t shaped different. It’s just subtracting 1.5 from the man’s size.

Honestly, it was this casting that made me say “OK” on the new GB.

As long as that we all agree.... Jay-Z is blameless in any extramarital affairs. It’s WOMEN’S job to police the pussy, not men’s jobs to keep it in their pants after haven taken a vow of monogamy. It’s not a man’s fault if he sees a round booty or some nice boobs and is all like, “ME MAN! ME FUCK PRETTY!” and women…

From a STORY standpoint, I would say, hold on, hold tight. Because Miles story is one of the passing of the torch, of living up to a legacy set by a predecessor. In both the Ultimate and post Secret War Universes, Miles isn’t a hero who exists in a vaccuum, or a Spider-vaccuum. It’s what makes him different than…

And then all is forgiven because “THAT WAS FUCKIN AWESOME, DUDE!”
Also you forgot: “WHY ISN’T SPIDER-MAN BLACK???” (which was forgiven by one cameo in a trailer)