Johnny Storm is black because Michael B Jordan is black and is pretty much perfect for the role. Duh. It’s not about diversity, it’s about him being awesome.

Or it’s a riff on this

Not Just DC

Yeah... I shaved my beard and my Dad was looking at me. Pretty much my whole life’s story.

I heard she actually weighs 109 lbs and is just wearing GOOP’s old SHALLOW HAL fatsuit.

The thing is, it’s not a question with an easy answer.

Old guy question: Do hostels have convenient places to plug in my Cpap? Yeah... I’m that guy.

I seriously just want to propose to her. Now.

I would have to say, in THIS instance (and only this one) it needed to hurt. It needed to be the way it was.

The rule I have followed (and therefore never needed to write a rape scene in anything) has always been that sexual violence only needs to be there when it needs to be there. A character will tell you when it’s necessary. It probably won’t be edgy, or titillating or fun. It comes from a character who is a rapist,…

That song makes me wanna punch baby monkeys.

You were six when Cobain capped himself. You ain’t X.

I’ll be on the look out to see if you tell me to be offended on behalf of POC or not.

Everybody, just have some fucking manners during the times when the trains are crowded, we will all get along

Mad Fact: Director George Miller only directed the action parts of Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome out of grief after Producing Partner/Best Friend Byron Kennedy was killed in a helicopter crash. Miller’s friend George Ogilvy was brought in to co-direct.

Personally, I thought Courtney Love came off better than she has in years in MONTAGE OF HECK. She seemed human, healed, and thank god, she seemed clean and sober. LIVE THROUGH THIS and CELEBRITY SKIN are two touchstone albums for my 20’s, and I desperately want the woman who sang them to be ok. She seemed OK. Scarred…

Wow. You can rationalize anything.

And none it, not Joss, not Renner, not if Spader stated he was joining Adam Baldwin’s he man woman haters party (which he HAS NOT SAID) will effect the box office a tic. It’s internet vitriol about a superhero movie, full of sound and fury, and signifying nothing.

Screw you. How fucking entitled are you? “I can’t get what I want when I want how I want so I will feel not only morally justified but act superior for fucking STEALING.” Because god fucking forbid you don’t get what you want when you want it.

The thing about this Holiday season is, a movie like THE MARTIAN can make plenty of money and still only be #5. Besides, it doesn’t REALLY matter, it’s not like we have to hope it makes a bajillion dollars for a sequel.