Alex Garland? I JUST wanna hear the pitch...

Like everything in the completely batshit, sometimes irrelevant, world of box office prognostication, it’s hard to tell. Did it knock off FURIOUS 7, no. Did it challenge PAUL BLART 2 for a secondary spot? Nope. Did it do well? I think so. I think a lot of people will seee Ex Machina on VOD/Disc/Streaming. It’s grossed…

Not by me. I finished the book this week. SO GOOD.

So when I was in 7th Grade, I broke up with this girl, and every day I would ride my bike past her house, like ALL AFTERNOON, til the STREETLIGHTS came on. For like, 3 days!

They are the POLICE! They are the LAW. Welcome to Mega City One

As long as she’s not a fake geek girl

Bailey in particular, is awesome. Her character is one of two I feel is most directed, or should be, at little girls who like wrestling. I mean 5 year olds, 7, year olds. She’s a girl, and she acts girly, but she’s a bit of a tomboy, and that’s FINE. Everyone LOVES her for it. On the flipside there is Alexa Bliss, who…

TOTAL DIVAS is the damn problem. An hourlong reminder that it doesn’t MATTER if you are badass, it doesn’t matter if you can wrestle. As long as you look like Rosa Mendes, Eva Marie, or Cameron... big fake boobs, too much makeup, you get over in the company. Not a one of those three can actually wrestle for shit, yet…

Please. She was Robin before it was Hipster...
The way the cape connects has a Jim Aparo-y feel to it. Dunno why that his my mind.

I see Tipper Gore’s hair.

That’s not quite the history, but close enough, the thing is, Smackdown is moving to USA.

So when they announced them, we all hated them for copying Marvel’s formula. Now we are supposed to hate them because they aren’t. Fuck me, Geek Fandom has surpassed WWE fans for being the most batshit, micro-managing, hate filled fandom ever.

So don’t fucking see them. But you will. You will see them just to shit on them.

Because we think we, as fans, can micro manage these films.

We are micromanaging the fun out of movies.

What? You haven’t pre-bought your tickets to WORLD WAR HULK on Friday?

Dear GOD have we not seen this story enough? I get it, the very thing that made you a hero also created a villain that wants to destroy you.

YOU DROPPED A FUCKING GIANT SPACE CENTIPEDE ON MY HOUSE? WHERE THE FUCK AM I GONNA LIVE? ASGARD? YOU GOT SOME RENT CONTROLLED APARTMENTS IN FUCKING ASGARD? TONY? YOU GOT A TWO BEDROOM RENT CONTROLLED WALKUP THAT ALLOWS DOGS AND KIDS IN THAT BIG FUCKING A BUILDING? FUCK YOU, RICH ONE PERCENT COCK! I’M MOVING TO…

Too soon?

I just have LESS confidence in Terminator: Cast All the Genre Actorssys