What if you're part Luigi?

Except that with 30 frames per second on the PS4 you won't get the same visual quality on the Xbox One.

Here, I think you need this more than I do.

I love me some Phoenix Wright but, and I know how backwards this sounds, I'm worried about the concept it will be completely different...

Like hell.

1) You are what you eat.
2) I eat an unholy amount of pork products. Bacon, carnitas burritos, pork chops, barbecue...
3) My girlfriend says I'm a pig (but loves me anyway.)
QED.

People complain that the WiiUpad's screen is not necessary for playing a game.

So is that a polite way of saying "Yeah, we take our time and don't try to pump out mindless sequels every year." ?

Wait....people actually sit on their wallets? What the hell? I always put my wallet in my front pocket. No sitting on it and it is quicker to grab.....why would anyone want to put their wallet in the back pocket?

Death threats for a game that's free?

She is French.

I like Final Fantasy XII. Yeah. I'm that guy.

Confused audio-book company hires a barely literate rap star to record an audio-book, the predictable happens.

Was gonna say something similar to this. The only thing I have to add is that I feel that historical revisionism—trying to paint a fictional past a accurate—to me is much more aggravating than showing the absolutely *terrible* things (or at least political incorrect things) which happened historically. I feel that it…

One could make an argument that Nintendo were making the tall hats during the Wii era, and now those people are all gone because it was just a fad.

It's hurting every business. It's 100% toxic to game design.

Agreed. Kotaku could have at least given some type of warning of the extremely graphic content of the video.

I guess he took the term "pig" too literal?

Both original models of the Super Nintendo and Super Famicom had eject buttons. The second 'mini' model didn't have an eject button.

The difference in weight can easily be explained. Tony Stark's armor is powered by the arc reactor embedded in his chest. Cheadle Man's armor requires an external power source, hence the extra-added weight.

Maybe they'll blow all our minds, bring back Terrence Howard and pretend we don't notice again! x)