Ok everyone stop it with the "I jump in the ring, I know the culture I know the rules, nobody gotta defend me white knight" shit. Theres a lot of "culture" thats fucking wrong. Rape threats and harassment are fucking wrong. It's wrong in gaming, it's wrong at cons, it's wrong in a rap battle. This is rape…

And now, a reading from a letter from St. Paul to the Corinthinians:

I could care less about her weight, but can we talk about these sandals? Dear god they're bad.

I love that Kale broke up a relationship.

Yeah, we're pretty much the best part of the Winter Olympics.

After stepping over used condoms and walking past a crudely punched hole in a bathroom stall, one journalist reported, "Maybe I should leave the hotel and go check out this gay bar."

That moment was a fail on all fronts and any woman worth her salt would’ve snapped up her man as soon as he headed toward the stage after his name wasn't called.

By that logic, why aren't male ski jumper's testicles dragging on the ground?

A laptop doubles as a nice lap heater for those chilly early morning poops.

I get my best Gawker/Jez commenting done on the toilet. It's my preferred posting location.

But the bright side is that you are now the American sports journalist who was banned from the 2014 Olympics for online pics of you yanking off your knob.

"recently stripped of accreditation editor of American sports publication Barry Petcheski" is absolutely how I am referring to you from now on.

You gotta love it when the internet drags its nuts across some bigot's face. :D

Good heavens, why are you shouting the words "vaginal atrophy?" I understand that this sounds horrific to someone who is, perhaps, many years away from menopause, but all it means is that the tissues in the vaginal canal become dry and more fragile...it's not quite as if the whole thing shrinks up and goes away. How…

'Pipe Drag's Too Slow; 'Boarders Not Getting High.

We've all had tit itch. I'll allow it.

It's not just the fall though; the greatest part about it is the unbridled enthusiasm and confidence you have in your snow-running abilities in the interview immediately BEFORE the fall. The fall itself is a dime a dozen. The two together? That's a spicy a-meatball. A+

Can't blame them, that patch of snow is the Burj Al Arab Hotel compared to their accommodations.

Hey, they ski exactly like I do!

Leo doesn't have time to snort coke because he's usually face-deep in a model.