Wow, either I'm into some really slutty fashion, or I failed this test hard.

In all honesty, not really. I mean sure I am much, much better than I used to be when I was young, but I'm still quite picky about my food, and still dread eating at others homes a little bit haha I'm sure most regular people would still call me a pretty picky eater.

Being extremely picky, this was hands down my biggest worry about sleepovers. But what will I eat if I don't like their food!?

Can't argue with that. I mean cmon, you've got Kangaroos! What the hell else could you possibly want, other than boomerangs?

Hah! Got a good laugh out of this message.

I thought I was the only one without a huge lady boner for this guy. He just doesn't do it for me...

Thanks for the nightmares. That shit is going to haunt my dreams.

That's a Dutch Oven!!! Haha

My Boston Terrier x Pug named Lucy is telling me to get the hell of Jezebel and feed her some treats. She keeps pawing my cell phone out of my hands haha

I kid you not, my dog shat (shit? shitted?) out a fucking guitar string. Well, half of one, but that's still absolutely insane that she actually managed to somehow get that down, and then even managed to shit the whole thing out without doing any damage. Those strings are quite thick and can be very sharp at the end.…

She just got way cooler in my books. I'd totally smoke a joint with her. And then probably annoy the shit out of her by reciting lines from Rocky Horror Picture Show. I wouldn't be able to help myself!

Yeah, my Doctor did tell me this, and I tried it, but I found it to be a pain in the ass. I would end to passing out after sex before remembering to put it back in, and I just never really liked the whole process I guess.

"The F.D.A. had determined that there was a fifty-six percent increased risk of blood clots when it was compared with birth-control pills using earlier forms of progestin?"

Anyone else as curious as I am about what design he shaves into his pubes?

"then Hieatt says Sharp used a knife to cut Jackson in the arm, slicing down to the bone".

Yes, very icky. Even when I went from homeless, to moving into my apartment; I splurged and bought a new mattress. C'mon Kristen Bell. I'm also all for the used frame, headboard, etc., but OMG eww buy a new mattress.

Super handy when in a pinch! Thanks for sharing!

What paper tampons are you using? Brand, I mean. Running out of papers is the worst. Having an emergency stash in tampons certainly wouldn't hurt!

Hell yeah, girl, this is my kind of article! Love the Starburst pipe, because I have honestly most track of the number over times I've smoked and then wished I could have eaten a fun, chewy, fruity flavoured pipe. Munchies aren't to be messed with.

Pffft whether you all think it's 'uncool' or not, I'll continue to inhale that shit on the regular.