Me as well

Awww, you are making me want a baby, like now. I know Mr. L would love it too, bah I just don't think I'm ready!

I've checked out just about every brand, and found a couple that seem to be good, but I'm not an online shopper, and finding them in stores is harder. The diva cup is the only one I've come across (although I haven't exactly been out searching stores high and low).

Right!? I fucking despise those shitty cardboard applicators. Like really, WTF.

I have used the diva cup. It didn't fit me properly, but I loved the idea. I'm currently searching for a better, smaller fitting cup. I purchased the smaller size of the diva cup, and omg I had the worst time. I'm a little bit smaller/tighter down there, and each time I wanted to remove the fucking thing, I spent…

I didn't bleed the first time either. Probably way tmi, but I definitely did bleed a fair amount with my next partner (the hubby). Although I'm assuming that's because my first partner was like literally borderline micro penis, and the hubby is effing huge in that department. Heh had to 'snatch' him up after…

Omg. When my dog lost her eye I died I a thousand deaths! can't imagine the entire snout! But then again, my dog came out of the ordeal much less traumatized than me, and adapted to one eye amazingly!

Right?! Shit all over yourself? It's cool! Bag that shit up and move the fuck on!

What utter nonsense. I wonder what someone so concerned about 'protecting potential progeny' thinks about the potential progeny they kill off each time they jerk it. And they have the nerve to try to stop us ladies from being able to abort.

I think this is amazing. When I became homeless (wasn't sure to DV), I had two dogs whom I was unable to leave with family and was struggling to find anyone at all to dog-sit. I ended up finding an amazingly generous friend to watch and care for one, but had to give the other up. It made an already traumatizing time…

This might help. http://www.all-science-fair-projects.com/print_project_…

It certainly wouldn't be the first time the US is a little behind on something...

Oh man, Crystal Gayle! I haven't heard or thought of her in forEVER.

"Alternately, if you want me to lick your balls, them balls best be hair free"

Those are going to leave some nasty tan lines haha

Obviously, only slutty women go to the pool. It's the watering hole for all those trashy whores showing way too much skin in those terrible bikinis haha geez, heaven forbid us ungodly women creatures show any skin in public!

I'm going to have to agree with you guys on this one. I'd be one unhappy momma.

Cheese is the best! I could plow back half a brick all to my fat, greedy self! At least I now have the excuse of turning my vagina into a genius making machine!

Is it just me, or do some of these girls just look like they're having upside down seizures?

Damn girl, you better get a stick to pee on, pronto!