"Sephending" - love it!!! haha

Yea, she was prettier before she opened her mouth :-P

Sad, but true.

I absolutely loath exercise. Lucky for me, I always had a good enough metabolism that I could eat just about whatever I wanted without gaining much of anything. BUT, then my good old 25th birthday rolls around and I have been getting progressively fatter ever since. I am going to have to face my hate for exercise…

Oooh I got a good laugh out of your bluntness, valentinus: "Milk comes out of nipples, infants and blood come out of vaginas, urine comes it of penises... I'm not sure I see your point"

Thanks, @KitCatCadillac, I appreciate the support!

Oooh yes, Suboxone treatment is very expensive where I am too, which is why I went with Methadone, as my insurance does not cover Suboxone. Unfortunately, it looks like access to these types of treatment will remain stigmatized and much less accessible than they need to be. Until people realize these…

I have been on Methadone for almost 8 months now because of a incredibly bad IV drug problem. People are often highly critical of this treatment option, but it has literally saved mine and my husband's lives. Addiction is terrible, and too many good people have lost their lives to it.

Impressive! I managed to quit a horribly nasty IV drug habit, but have not yet quit smoking haha

Hah! This woke by Boston Terrier from a full sleep in the other room. Once in the same room, she promptly launched herself at me and my cell phone to find out WTF that squeaky noise was!

Very interesting! I have never thought of it that way before, but I think you're on to something!

Me as well! Married 3 months after turning 20! Doing great all these years later!

WOW. Needless to say, but that school nurse is a straight bitch troll.

Being the one to personally demonstrate to my husband what a "Dutch Oven" is, using him as the unsuspecting victim - I think this is too awesome! HAH! I fart infront of my husband often, and its something you just learn to laugh off. It's only a harmless fart, people take it to seriously when it comes to their…

this is too funny! My husband and I share clothes often. I am especially fond of thieving hood sweatpants and hoodies.