We have hotels right on the water like that here in America, too.

We went through every question you could imagine, and I answered even some more for them just so they knew I was good, and then went back in there.

tagging him with the “failure to disclose a medical condition” designation.

Here are some you can choose from:

Setting the stage for Brady going down, Kaepernick being signed and another Super Bowl triumph for the Pats.

If the Pats actually sign Ka(e)p I will shit myself laughing. I mean, I’ve got a spastic colon so I’ll probably shit myself anyway, but it’ll be a nice excuse.

This is Belichick we’re talking about, so Garoppolo has a terminal illness, right?

I feel so inadequate after watching this:

For my Bud, L4AM:

Ice Cube - Wicked

3 wins, 3 draws, 4 losses. Yeah, that goal was a phantom, but this team’s quality is a phantasm. We’re out on merit.

He looks like an old white mushroom upset that it rolled into a bin of brown mushrooms.

Like this?

He looks like a stale, old marshmallow that just found out a lesbian couple bought the house next door.

With all those cheerleaders present, I hope Mother was there to chaperone.

Ahahahahahahaha

In all honesty people should leave Colt/49er games as early as they can.

The Vice President of the United States of America assumed women weren’t allowed to attend NFL games. His penis made him leave when he saw otherwise.

But if you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?