“Mitchell Trubisky” is a guy you call for insurance or getting your taxes done... his wife calls him “My Mitchy” and on summer Saturday afternoons all the guys in the neighborhood bro wave to him when he cruises by in his gunmetal blue Mustang convertible, saying “whatup Mitch!”

Here’s some more reaction from Chicago!

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

Oh man, I got such a kick out of House memes and gifs, back in that show’s heyday. It was such a gloriously stupid show.

“Most of he best talent is not yet I. Form”

Dr., go home, you’re drunk.

Shit.

Columbia huh, you sure be Owen good, Owen good amounts of money....

Buck Melanoma.

It’s Moley Russell’s wart!

I really need to scan my degrees so I can use them more in internet conversations with strangers.

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

lol communication.

Chuck E Cheese- I haven’t been to one of these places in ages. The video game cabinets have been replaced by educational games, but the animatronic show goes on. Across the table two time Super Bowl MVP, Eli Manning squirts Elmers glue into his mouth. As we wait for our sausage pizza, Eli leans in and confides that…

NFL season is over! Can’t we give this ridiculous saga about Aaron Rodgers’ family drama and his relationship with Olivia Munn a rest!

Just fuck already.

Popcorn, Butter, I’ll pop it, I’ll pop it.

Lynch, who has most recently served as an analyst on Fox

Have so many people forgotten that this country needs new people from everywhere to be what it’s supposed to be? Or did they never know?

“I needed to see this through,” Tortorella said.