Curtis Mayfield performs one of his finest compositions “People Get Ready”.

Rally round the family, with a pocket full of shells.

holy shit this is so played out

First Phife, then Cruyff, now Garry Shandling. These last two days can go kick rocks.

QUEEFCORE!

The smooth sounds of Zero 7.

This makes me legitimately sad. Sager’s one of the most joyous personalities in sports, and that’s just not the crazy suits talking. He and Popovich spun gold on those sideline interviews on a weekly basis for years. He is a rare figure in sports media who is just about universally beloved, which tells you what kind…

True story. I once walked into a barber shop and asked for a Thompson Twin haircut. I told the barbar either one when he asked which twin.

Fine, in that case Hulk Hogan having sex with Bubba the Love Sponge’s wife isn’t news at all. The fact that Gawker thinks because Hogan talked about his sex life that means this video is news is one of the most disturbing things I have ever heard. If you go by that logic pornstars have no right to privacy whatsoever.

Security footage is not the same as a sex tape for christ’s sake. Not to mention that domestic abuse is far bigger news than Hulk Hogan having sex with his friend’s wife. Might as well say that posting the fappening is also a first amendment right.

If the implications end up being that blogs can’t post videos of someone being recorded having sex without their permission then even better.

Like who? The people who read this website? I have no problem with this website going out of business. Drew Magary and like three other people are the only good writers on here.

They gotta post a bond equivalent to the full amount to appeal, it will decimate them either way.

This website’s dead brother. Give it a rest. Hogan doesn’t job for anybody.

FYI, before they can appeal it, Gawker has to post a $50,000,000 bond.

When I turned 16 my first car was a puke green 1959 Volkswagen Beetle with a pea green sunroof. It had your basic AM radio which was pretty much as good as it got music-wise in vehicles of the time. But I expanded my musical possibilities by custom installing a 5" reel to reel tape deck that looked very much like…

So when’s the Commenting Tournament?

In the end A.J. really did ruin Deadspin, just in a much more roundabout manner.

Just so’s you guys know, doorfliesopen.com has a fantastic liveblog going on for all the ncaa games. It’s the old KissingSuzyKolber Kommentariat, and they’re really funny. A great compliment to the games. If you’re already familiar with them, let me just add that Moose is killing it tonight.