remains hospitalized

Mom is visiting from Sconny and says, “Why is your eye red?”

Business in the front, Trump’s front in the back.

this is peak* kinja.

Still not as offensive as Germany’s ‘Shit On The Chests Of Our Girls!’

Derrick Rose Breaks Ankle Hearts

My thought process the past few months:

This makes me want to fucking puke.

LUND: But what about all the field work I did?

He will pump fake your ass off his lawn.

I feel like playing against Andre Miller is like when you were a kid playing 1 on 1 with your dad. He's old and slow but knows all the tricks and moves to beat you.

Jeff Buckley's passionate cover of Bob Dylan's "I Shall Be Released".

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

In 1987 I paid my cousin $9 to shut up about Metroid.

everyone knows when you get the star that it only last about 8 seconds.

This comment is bad.

Boyett should have learned that only Colts and Broncos executives and their kids and girlfriends are able to break the law without facing harsh consequences.

He is a repulsive human, and a rapist, but his statement at the time was carefully worded to not actually concede to perpetrating non-consensual sex.

One Time At Banned Camp