Amen. And Choir/Theater girls!

This all spells from the spelling of his brother, Cayleb.

How does it feel to hear from Trump tonight?

In my market, NBA, NHL, MLB, WNBA, MLS and a Gutter you might choose to live in...all have codes for the next day for 50% off if those teams win.

In my market, NBA, NHL, MLB, WNBA, MLS and a Gutter you might choose to live in...all have codes for the next day for 50% off if those teams win.

Does anyone in this world understand the usage of I vs. Me in a fucking sentence anymore?

I’ve watched this 5 times in a row. And it just gets better every time.

I feel like in these types of sports there should be eject buttons. They should be strapped with parachutes or something, guys.

Well deserved!

Chipotle is garbage. Always has been, always will be.

How many Pall Mall’s burned in the ashtray when you typed this?

Beats my mirrors that I have on my ceiling.

I counted 29 “I” references. 2 “me” references. 3 “my” references.

This is me tomorrow at 1pm when I leave work for 8 days.

I hate to agree with a small cat. Or a cat in general, but it’s correct.

Does this guy play lacrosse?

At least he used one comma and ended it with a question mark. Give the guy some credit, man.