i do this every monday morning. nobody notices. i’ll try harder.

always slide into firstbase head first

still getting nrb’s at the tender age of 37.

boiled dog, spear pickle, couple of sport peppers...yellow mustard and a dash of celery salt. And a side of the coldest beer available.

internet high five, sir.

Ain’t nobody got time fo dat.

I now know what I need to ask the next date I go on.... “Do you know what WD-40 is”?

I tried to listen...that chewing though.

The dude in the red shirt with the shades...I’d be looking into the distance as well. But, there’s a lot going on in that pic. Discuss...

Stevie likes what he see’s

https://giphy.com/gifs/jerk-ZhS3yO3kvvBSw

I just want Gary Payton on TV talking about the state of the NBA.

Jerry Krause is trying to roll over in his grave right now.

Thanks for posting this. Love Murphy’s impersonation of Pryor. Makes me cackle every goddamn time. 

I was just waiting for Neil Patrick Harris to pop out of the drunk.

What a really bad choice of pants.

This is funny as hell.

thanks carlos mencia

That’s a combined 205 mph of exit velocity

Really? An ice cube? Who put’s an ice cube in a burger, I mean, really?!!!