Saw Emmitt tonight and he said to say Hi to Emma.

Love that Tenacious D is in this vid. Sue me!

Everything He Touches

I’m going to go smoke a bowl. Gavin sucks.

I hope Braeylynn was there to help Bronston in his time of fuckery. 

Flip and Craig’s first show tonight probably has this and then some, folks.

He didn’t succeed in that because he, unfortunately, couldn’t comprehend a playbook. It’s what I heard. Kinda sad. And he suddendly had slippery cleats.

u-r-a-pretencious-dick

she forgot titty.

that low hanging fruit is sweet, mr. gristle

Just out of curiousity, why wouldn’t you be happy about a Cubs win?

ok

shit

nah

LPShea inbetween his posts today.

Wayne Gretzaky’s dad always knew who his real son was. 

did u type all that?

Contact your locate officials.

President Garcia-Thompson?

Here...have a Tic Tac.