If you were just gonna make up some wacky dish, you could've at least chosen something a little more believable than this.

I once scooped Ken Rosenthal too. Only I did it with a tortilla chip.

Ashton's statement about the asthma attack is definitely fishy. I mean, August is a little early for Leafs to start changing colors.

Isn't it kinda racist to imply that all these people are from the ghetto or something? Shouldn't we just say they are friends from when they were kids rather than child "hood" friends?

Another fine example of you are being a turd's law... (Can't find a wiki to link to, sorry)

Nazis also "have a particular viewpoint."

What? How does that reveal me to be "an slimeball?"

He landed on an oyster bed and ended up with"very deep cuts?" How dumb are oysters that their beds contain sharp objects. Tempurpedic should send a rep to Clearwater ASAP.

Specifically, Peterson will plead no contest to misdemeanor reckless assault, so he'll avoid a felony and any reference to a child.

At least the guy was able to get rid of his love handles. Unfortunately for him, they were replaced with I can't even stand to be around you when you act like this handles.

What about the people who were offended by his apology? For example, Donald Sterling is HORRIFIED that an NBA owner doesn't speak Yiddish.

The Spurs lost? That's it? Who cares. I've come to expect MUCH worse out of a Deutsche Bank.

Looks like Danny Green's hat hasn't learned one of the most important lessons of the holocaust: the dangers of leaning too far in one direction.

Baseball (and the media reporting on it) is so biased, and I'm really starting to get sick of it. If Yasiel were a pitcher and struck out seven in a row, everyone would be fawning all over him. But, just because he's a hitter, now he's getting benched? Doesn't seem right to me.

Well at least having a stupid fucking mic jammed into his head will give him an idea of how his listeners must feel.

Yeah, a chain started by the McFadden brothers, James and Henry. Learn your history before you try to step to the big dogs, son.

While Royals players were spraying champagne everywhere, McFadden's owner James McFadden was frantically running around the bar, dumping absorbent powder all over the floor. But, wouldn't you believe, it, not ONE of those assholes that brought a broom into the bar helped clean up the mess.

The bear was probably pretty stoked to find half a deer carcass, but I'm sure he was wondering, "where dat ass, doe?"

While at Cliffside, he also participated in art therapy by not feeding the horse for several weeks, then standing under a sign that said "WAR ON DRUGS" and repeatedly striking the animal.

Hinkle is a great poker player, and I'm honestly surprised that he doesn't have more bracelets. Specifically, one around his ankle.