These stories are much more connected than you might think, since Rondo's shower is also a trampoline.

"It's playoff time! It's playoff time! At least it feels like it! I mean... it could be playoff time! There's no way of knowing. I really don't have a clue what the deal is with this league."

Hopefully doctors seeing the signs will open up some eyes.

Wow. 13 seasons. Can't believe they're letting him go after such a long run. I mean... 3 1/4 years is basically an eternity in baseball time.

This is actually very subtle play calling to his defense. He wants an interception. He's telling them to pick the Norse.

Whoa. Never would've guessed he had that much hair on his back.

"Look, Rex, I know that you're broke. But this is NOT what I meant when I said you should start collecting cans."

This is just another sad chapter in the depressing tale of us driving a group to near extinction. I mean, dolphins are dying in tuna nets everyday, and we have done almost nothing to stop it.

The first time I ever got into my girlfriend's "ScoreCenter," I also had to pretend that I was just running tests and that she could expect a better result in the future.

"...but I could maybe see him in Michael Kors or Burberry."

WHY IS FOOTBALL

Fitting, because the Warriors team already looks a lot like my toilet: a good mix of ebony and ivory.

He really screwed that play up, but I would definitely give Josh a him+ for the recovery.

I kinda feel for the Flyers fans here. They thought they were gonna get hot chicks, but instead they got fleeced.

Fitting that Cabrera wasn't able to do it. Only the true MVP may toucheth Beltre's head.

These guys need to stop. The only MFer who should be talking about discipline and punishment is Michel Foucault.

In a statement, Peterson said that the AD Foundation no longer endorses BC punishment.

That will someday be Albert's pee. Think about it, sheeple.

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Jesus fucking Christ. I'm amazed that Dayton, who is fully aware of how heinous an act child abuse is, seems to be totally cool with lynching a guy.