Messi is in real trouble here, especially considering the lengths he's gone to hide income. I mean, I understand wanting to limit tax liability as much as possible when you're making that kind of money. But, actually sewing Golden Balls into your scrotum is a little much.

Everyone gets upset when someone breaks baseball's unwritten rules, so I'm sure people will lose their minds about Takeda breaking baseball's 2000 year-old stone rule tablets.

Even Maddux would agree with Duffy Dyer that he didn't pitch good. But he would push up his glasses like the god damn nerd he is and say that he pitched well.

I don't really have much to say other than to add my voice to those that are anti-box score. I've never once thought Deadspin needed them and was honestly totally shocked when I saw people suggesting them.

He was just informed that, although he will be allowed to attempt the "EXTREME MEGA SALAD CHALLENGE," he won't receive a spot on the Wall of Fame even if he finishes it.

Everybody needs to shut up about this, forgive him, and move on. What we're all forgetting here is that Stephen A. Smith is a BASKETBALL analyst. Ray Rice is a FOOTBALL player. He's not qualified to properly assess this situation.

"So then I was like, yeah, stop talking about it so much! I mean, I'm okay with SOMEzheimer's, but this is ridiculous!"

Well, at least he ended his rant by saying what women can do to help prevent domestic violence. Just don't be acting like you're on that and we'll be cool.

Weird. I can't believe that she's never seen the show before.

He's getting old; how hard could he still throw? I mean, if he threw a humidifier at her, I'd be surprised if she could Knoblauch it.

Good job trolling for people to argue with you about what is and is not trolling, dude.

Hey, if there's grass on the field, put a big piece of plastic over it because who knows where it's been.

Meh.

Smart move getting the star of a 5th grade play to film the video and do commentary for him.

Rams New Coach, Tony Dungy: Alright, welcome to training camp with the St. Louis Rams. Here we go with our first set of drills. Michael, we'll start with you. Now, place all of your sins in these and turn your life over to Jesus.

I am not Deadspin. I did not pay for this. Why are you telling me this shit?

The program is not based on spending money for food or souvenirs, but on showing up, sharing what Rabinowitz calls a "sense of community" and comporting oneself properly at games.

Here we go again. Another pathetic attempt by the lamestream media who are trying to take away our guns. They only published half of what Devonte said!

These kind of camps are going to be great for increasing acceptance of gay athletes. I mean, experimentation at camp is totally normal and not weird at all I mean you're alone for weeks with just other guys so things are bound to happen when people get curious I mean who could fault someone for slipping under those…

At least he died doing what he loved: ruining a soccer game for everyone else involved.