As a Packers fan, I almost just about had a heart attack out of excitement when I heard Marshawn Lynch was in Lambeau. And also because we eat a ridiculous amount of cheese, of course.

I played baseball until I was 14, so I think I know a little bit about this subject. I never had to show up "hours" before a game. And definitely never "watched tape." Nice try, though.

...neat!

Baseball's unwritten rules are ridiculous. Imagine if you showed up an hour early for work to YOUR job? You would be a hero! Instead, Uggla was suspended. He should file some kinda grievance or something.

Bortles doesn't need to know about his punting. Everyone has seen his ability to outkick the coverage.

What he didn't touch on that he should have is the greater threat to America's continued existence. If programs get cut, and college kids can't train in fencing, we'll never get that wall built and the illegals will take over.

Not a smart move to go to war with an American company. I don't think he'll be around in 13 or 14 years when the thing is finally wrapping up.

The Ukranian team will instead play a previously unknown club full of people that look a lot like the guys from the Russian team. And for some reason the other team's uniforms won't have any insignia on them.

More racist stereotyping from Snyder here. Except this time he misunderstood the stereotype and thinks that all Native Americans are "ollie-holics."

We'll be shooting up this list in the next 15 to 20 years once OBAMA LETS ALL THESE GOD DAMN ILLEGALS JUST COME INTO OUR COUNTRY AND TAKE ALL OUR SOCCER JOBS!!!!

Although he was a shortstop in 1998, it's not surprising that after spending a little time with Jeter he learned how to get to third base.

Mortimer said he then pushed a "drunk" Pistorius away from him and the latter fell back onto a chair before bouncers intervened.

True story: I just found out about that auction rule like a week ago. So, is it possible that what you propose actually IS in the rules and all the GM's stupid parents taught them the wrong way to do the draft?

Clearly, Jose's biggest mistake was the fact that Nathans survived the attack. Making sure the target actually dies is like Offer-man 101 stuff.

The parties got a little out of hand when Placido Domingo got hammered and kept trying to bang Gisele, Shakira, and Adriana Lima. He wouldn't stop saying that he wanted to perform with the three tenners.

I guess LeBron jerseys in Miami should be put on...

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SOMEONE HIGH FIVE ME, GOD DAMMIT!

Whoa, dude. His brain must be really screwed up if he ain't even trying to sneak a peek at those sweet cans that are right in his face.

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