Beautiful.

This was all part of her attempt to get as close to Neymar as possible.

He's gotta loosen that thing up a little bit. Back when I was a kid, we'd rub some oil on it, put a baseball inside, and then park the truck on it overnight. He might have tire marks on his face for a couple days, but should be able to smile no problem.

Worst part is, he never really had any friends. He had to learn to stretch like that all by himself.

If you think THAT is an awkward stretch, just wait until cobra, brah! shows up to this post and tries to make a joke.

I guess you could say he was "Close" to getting away with it. He probably would've escaped if he'd had another year to finish growing that beard.

[Interior: The Comedy Store. Hollywood, CA]

You guys, he's not even talking about steroids. He's mad because he didn't get a free pass after his "this is our fucking city" speech. He thought he'd be able to ride the T all he wanted without paying. He was SO wrong.

Odd, considering Sterling, V., Sterling is what Donald was always asking for in the first place.

Man, I assumed Deadspin was struggling, but had no idea $325 would "really bone" you guys. I'm sorry for complaining about the annoying ads and sponsored posts. :(

I can't stop laughing at this. +1

This is like Jesus and the Harrowing of Hell. Only Reseda is a way worse place.

Hairston's lawyer stated that Barkley acted much older than 17, and is also trying to introduce evidence showing that Barkley has voluntarily been punched in the face by numerous other adults.

Pretty good advertisement for Nike here. They've got the perfect slogan to help them dominate the coveted 18 to 34 year-olds who are thinking about murdering someone demographic.

I'm glad Kobe is being a role model here, and promoting water safety. From the looks of it, he's wearing about 10,001 Life Savers.

Are you guys still answering questions, or did I miss this?

8. Just wait for old gray-haired jerks like me to die.

Floyd Mayweather clearly just found out that they're able to put a camera inside of a phone.

+1

What is the point of this? Is Clear Channel some kind of face wash that sponsors the Spurs?