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Hahahaha where they finding all these refs with p-values of 0.03"??? Maybe THATS why they call so many fouls not cause of there heights!

1,500 bricks of heroin? Isn't that kind of an expensive product to build a house with?

What a beautiful story. The one on the left was clearly just rescued from a shelter.

Also making the robbers easier to identify: the distinctive walk caused by excessive chafing from riding a bike while wearing jeans.

the Astros might become a team that is actually worth watching.

"No, I asked if you had any pistachios!"

If they give the World Cup to another country, all those slaves will have died in vain.

I bet you Jeter's kids will give him a "World's Greatest Dad" mug every year, despite the overwhelming evidence that he's not even in the top 10 greatest dads.

Rovell thinks this is a missed #branding opportunity. There's no better advertising for Louisville Slugger than having their logo on a young kid's forehead.

Let's not jump to conclusions here. If he stepped to the side, he might have just seen a black guy walking toward him on the street.

Greg, you're too quick to jump to conclusions. It might not be a ghost. To me it looks more like a Hell demon.

Well, at least if some sort of investigation is conducted, authorities won't have to search too hard to find the mole.

Oh god I'm so glad I read this whole story. I almost offed myself right then and there when I first heard that Allen was making more home improvements.

Pretty surprised Mushnick didn't rant about Magic Johnson having those AIDS.

"Sterling's got a lot of money. But he's such a bad guy and these are tough charges. I don't think Donald will be able to find anyone to defenestrate him."

Weiner: [sees shirt]

"Hey girl, I wanna be your Holden Caulfield, cause I'm a spoiled, annoying, insufferable, and entitled little asshole."

After that Cristiano Ronaldo tease earlier, I'm just glad Deadspin is actually showing us a dick of a soccer player.