True to FSU form, the player tied to the spit had been stolen from a local Piggly Wiggly.

The fact that the toilet paper is just set on top of the holder is easily the most embarrassing part of this picture.

Oddly enough, J.T. learned everything he knows about making tight spirals from cleaning Kitty's litter box.

Looks like Tom has done some googling as well... And by that I mean it looks like he masturbated a lot as a teenager.

Oh god here comes everyone from Jezebel to complain about this guy who probably raped a bunch of chicks probably getting away with raping a bunch of chicks. What a bunch of cunts they are over there, AMIRITE???

RMJ=Liar

Ahhh... Roma. Reminds me of my time in Italy. I tell you, nothing is better than a day spent visiting the Colosseum and then stopping off at a local eatery to enjoy an ice cold Corona. Che bella!

Definitely not the first time some White Sox have been destroyed after playing this song.

Who would've expected a junior cyclist to do something so sophomoric?

Martha has made more baskets than all these dudes combined.

I was going to name my dog Ruggles (Pynchon's middle name), but then I realized that I would probably not really like him at first, then be super into him to an unhealthy level for a while, but after too much exposure realize that maybe I don't even actually like him as much as I thought I did and I'm just tolerating…

I think this means they'll be spending less money next year. Ownership is running out of cashews.

The driver was later released after police learned that it was just Bryce Harper badly misplaying a flyball in pregame warm-ups.

+1

When asked for comment, Blatterfein said that he wasn't going to let New Brunswick BOWL him over, that he hoped this would STRIKE at the local bureaucracy, and that he once got his DICK stuck in the thumb hole of a 14-pounder.

So stupid. +1

+1

My first thought was to try to throw it out of the stadium

...what are you doing? Why did you do this?

It's your lucky day, dude. You can buy it by going here: http://www.adobe.com/products/photo…