Like the fact that it says "CATS" in giant letters across the front of his jersey?

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I thought they always landed on their feet.

Schierholtz said the exact same thing when asked about what God does for the Cubs.

One of the attempts was a little short, but bounced up and landed on top of the rim, where it stayed. It is still sitting there, in an empty and dark arena, perched on top of the rim, both made and not made. I would think you math nerds would know how this works.

Not surprising. Back in the day, it was ALWAYS my policy to hit dudes in the head when they asked if I was selling drugs. My only problem was that I worked at CVS at the time.

Daly also has those view options on his profile page of the new goatse social networking site.

Coach: Hey, I'm sorry I called you a chin-a-man the other day.

Just like the starting gate, the bones in her legs are now also an isosceles triangle.

This is cool when you're maybe 12 or something. But, when you get older, chicks aren't gonna be into this sort of thing at all. So I'm guessing that Raw is probably also how CactusHam rubbed his dick.

Wait... does Steve Smith know that he will still be playing football? I mean, he's not turning into an actual Raven, right?

Wrong. The saddest tweet is that of the last California condor, only twelve weeks old, as it watches its beloved mother slowly die from lead poisoning, while also coming to the realization that the very same toxic lead that killed its mother was likely passed into its system as it fed, thereby leading said condor to…

I've gotta say, I am SHOCKED that Francis is basically turning a blind eye to what is, potentially, a huge scandal that could take down a major cultural institution.

Makes sense that they're only using three player models. There's no way they could represent CC Sabathia with a two-button system.

She probably won't call you back because you kept trying to hit her in the face, asshole.

Damn. That ended the match toot de suite.

How far can you punt your lack of knowledge of pop culture?

I don't understand why people do this. Not cooperating with the Police never works out well for anyone other than Sting.

This made me laugh. +1

This dude is at all the Rays games. He's like their version of the Brewers Front Row Amy. But with much bigger titties.