Oh, come on. WAY more people than that were offended. But, at the sight of an angry black man, I'm sure a good number of them instinctively sealed themselves in underground bunkers with an arsenal of weapons. I guarantee there will be a flood of complaints to the FCC in 35 years when those bunkers automatically open.

This is much better than last year's experimental rule 7.11, which required all players to eat day old Krispy Kreme donuts while getting yelled at for perusing the latest issue of LowRider Magazine.

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Just another example of a white person looking like a fool thanks to a Rosa Park.

I don't think you can call lifting your legs up and then almost immediately putting them back down again "getting air." You could maybe call it "sex with Rick Pitino."

Kerry, it's obvious that you don't know how to participate in a Deadspin livechat. You're supposed to have computer problems for 20 minutes and then disappear after answering two questions. Did they not explain the process to you?

Looks like she might be changing her name to Gracie Silver! I mean, if she meets a nice Jewish boy in college and if they fall in love and eventually get married and if she's into changing her name, which is totally up to her, I mean, I understand her wanting to keep her own identity if that's her thing, but it's…

Can't believe they let you finance the purchase of this thing. What are they going to do if you never pay for it? It's the perfect base for defending your family from marauders and/or repo men.

You idiots, her name isn't Jessica! It's the OTHER generic white girl name from the 70's and 80's.

You guys stereotype people too much. He was laughing because 4.20 is his brother's college GPA. And he was crying on the second run because dad was right and he'll never be as good as Joey.

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This is much less depressing than the video of fans chanting "Steve Blake sucks," which was filmed while on a Southwest Airlines plane ride to Golden State.

Ted Ligety; didn't read.

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By "VERY SERVICEABLE" he obviously means that he'll blow you for a spring training invite.

Although he's dying inside, he'll put on a brave face and smile for everyone. He won't let them know how much this is killing him. He can barely stand to look at people today. He wants to end it all, but he doesn't want to bring sadness to anyone else. He looks in the mirror and practices that big smile. Everyone can…

Isn't the proper way to carry a dead body like one of the first things they teach you when you come into the NFL?

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The sticker on Ovechkin's helmet is basically a metaphor for the Russian hockey team during these Olympics. When everything started, it was shiny and new, and everything looked like it was perfectly in place. Now, at the end, it is tattered, falling apart, barely hanging on. Also, it looks like it smells fucking…

"Yes it's a distraction, everyone's talking about it–even just now at the start, at the finish, people are saying 'what's happened in your country, what's happened?'" said Dmytro Mytsak, 18, a giant slalom skier from Kiev.