Well, now we know why the accommodations in Sochi are so terrible. $49.9 of the $50 billion spent on the Olympics went to earning a bronze in men's 1,500m short track speed skating!

Sage has been tweeting that same sentence along with a picture every single day since the day he learned how to write.

I'm a Jags fan. I tried to order one of the Jags sweaters. But, check this shit out: When the sweater showed up, it was just a plain black sweater. And it came with a note saying that I would receive the real thing only if 16,000 more people bought Jags sweaters. What gives?

Well, it looks like we can at least cross "kryptonite" off the list of extremely dangerous substances found in Russian tap water.

Views on what is "hot" really have changed drastically over time. Nowadays, it's very rare that the Swimsuit Issue results in sticky fingers.

You are so dumb. +1

Look, to be honest, no one really thought Olga was gonna take the gold. Silver, maybe. But it's no surprise that she came in third here. She is clearly much too willing to let others get to second.

In Soviet Russia, leopard attack you! No, seriously, the leopard is going to attack you why the fuck are you still standing there?!

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Oh my god. This thread is pain-ful.

I'm sorry, but is Mendte serious when he calls Missanelli "the man whose only real sin seems to be writing an ill-advised response and clicking the 'send' button?" I mean, has he SEEN the dude's hair? Shaking my damn head.

They might have to just tear this whole thing down. Those steps up to the door do not look ADA compliant.

I'm sure Kane's grandfather was watching him from heaven, looking down on him and smiling. Until Kaner started crying like a fucking pussy.

What's really mean is XXL if they start selling those shirts in Oklahoma City.

I thought everyone knew that water was yellowish in Russia? The excess salt from the tears of orphan children flowing into waterways turns it that color.

Was just looking through the guide on my cable. Looks like Incognito must have created a show about he and the other dudes willing to spend a ton of money on hookers. "The $700 Club" sounds pretty interesting.

This comment was much better when it was just you calling me an idiot instead of you trying to be funny.

Uhh... this is awkward, Barry. But, his name is TIM Howard, and he doesn't even wear a mask.

I'm guessing "latent homosexual" was one of the vocabulary words in this week's Bigotry 101 class, and he's just trying to make sure he remembers it for the test.

Well, with the 101st doing the flyover, Philadelphia fans can at least feel like their team was there.