To be honest, this makes me really uncomfortable. I just don't know how I feel about a Congress actually doing something.

You guys got it all wrong. The plane's design has nothing to do with the team. They're just trying to tell birds to stay out of the engines.

Don't you open your mouth 'bout the best or the guy ducking back behind the table gonna shut it for you real quick!

She's probably standing so close because she wants to refill her beer.

Deion has been saying for a while that things need to change at Prime Prep Academy. But, like most Texas schools, they refuse to evolve.

It was kind of smart to use that color for the wall. That way, folks watching at home can see an actual good team on screen through the magic of CGI.

Man, this guy is DEFINITELY getting laid.

I haven't seen a tie celebrated this wildly since I wore a Salvatore Ferragamo to work last week!

What kind of shoes are those? Slippers?

Wade will almost certainly use this video and the testimony of the man who shot the video in his defense. At the very least, it establishes that he had not been drinking whiskey.

Asian lady with a camera... why am I not surprised?

I see nothing wrong with this. While overgrown freak-looking beasts are out on the field risking life and limb for our entertainment, I like to watch a little football. So what?

Marshawn Lynch spends 6 minutes at Media Day b4 leaving. He'll be fined. And his new deal w/ Skittles will help ease that loss

Oh thanks man. I'm kinda new here so I was hoping people would like it.

Now, if gay man sneak up behind you, you backflip. You land on back of man. He will like, but you will make escape.

I haven't read that book or anything, but I'm sure it hasn't been any good since the 70's.

I am not sure, but I don't bloody know them.

When told that he was named the game's defensive MVP, Johnson responded by stating, "defensive?! I'm not being defensive! YOU are the one being defensive!"

The one around that mirror or the one formed by her hair — tough to tell which is the tackier frame.

Oh my god, that is a TERRIBLE attempt at a ballet leg. Talk about a photobomb.