A pooch is also a type of kick in football. It was a pun with plenty of context. There was no making fun. She has the absolute slightest bit of belly fat, which makes it all the more ridiculous for me to have been calling her fat. Maybe it was a joke?

I had no idea that this is what my parents meant when they told me my lizard was being sent to live on ranch.

Do they not have slang terms where you people come from? Or do you only use words in the way that the OED defines them?

Oh. Well, you're wrong, so... Nice knowing the definitions of words. Fail.

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Hey, girl on the right. You're a cheerleader, not a kicker. Lose the pooch.

Sadly, Deadspin will never post an inspirational story about either of these two graduating from college.

The look on her face initially was shock and fear. Handled it well but you could see in her eyes she was like, wtf?

That girl looked petrified. I don't blame her.

Whoa now J.R. Smith. Easy, dude.

Sorry, Alex, but those guys definitely were NOT asking you to participate in a "pluck off."

This press conference sucks. They should change those E's to R's.

How about having a player-coach? They always talk about it with the Lakers and Kobe. Why not try it in football? I think that [googles "who is the best player on the Browns?"] Joe Thomas [who?] would be a great candidate.

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I've got high hopes for Lanny in the Olympics. From what I hear, her competitors can't hit the side of a her.

Just saw this after the roundup. This is very good.

How can the gun be legally owned? I thought LT wasn't allowed to be anywhere near a 15.

If you think Mike Trout can make some cool up against the wall grabs now, just imagine what he could do if the field spun a little faster.

The thing that makes the mascot so weird is the legs. If they just cut off the legs, it would look basically okay. Then, they could even change its name to Ron.