If Ward was trying not to concuss Gronk, and save him from being a bumbling idiot for the rest of his life, what he SHOULD have done was build a time machine, go back to Gronk's 3rd grade class, and tell him to do his homework.

Yeah, bro. You're the reason Canada has the rape culture they do.

Now if only Jameis Winston had used a little discretion when determining whether to engage...

Sorry, but the nickname "Red Lightning" is extremely offensive to melanin-challenged Americans.

My concern is that everyone down here in the comments is complete fucking moron.

Tom Brady is so good-looking, even your job can get lost in his eyes.

Ohhhhhh. I been seeing people talk about "#TBT" on twitter and instagram and I didn't know what it meant. All makes sense now.

Green bean casserole is by far the best part of Thanksgiving. The shittier and more ingredients from a can, the better. Don't try to make this fancy unless you are the worst.

No surprise that Howard is the best. After spending a season in LA, I assume he just learned the song by osmosis.

This pisses me off. Every time I only get to a semi, I never get a ring after it's all over. Women can be real bitches about stuff like that.

#Mitchissharp, but not sharp enough to cut Kobe.

Before we jump on board with everything they're saying, are we SURE that these people aren't actually Italians?

Bring baseball writers' nightmares to life, and turn it into the Hall of Very Good.

It's not fair at all to accuse him of inappropriate conduct in posing for the photo. He's obviously too high to even be able to read the shirt.

And also they are an abomination. Thank you for not writing an article about mashed sweet potatoes.

I live in LA, so I know about WNBA championships.

Yeah, that sounds really shitty. I feel bad for everyone that lives there.

Turns out "T.J." stands for "Towel Job."

We're both pretty original.

This is kinda like how the Dolphins pranked Richie Incognito with a real rat in the locker room.