You have to applaud Rosko for holding back the tears here. I mean, being on local news in Minneapolis has got to be soul crushing.

So you're saying you taught some pretty easy classes, Tim?

The absurdity and injustice just became too much. I walked out and will not participate any further in this farce.

a Tallahassee police spokesman says the case was made active again earlier this month not because of media attention, but because of "a new piece of information."

In all fairness, I bet that everybody hated him way before he narced to the DMV.

Thanks for the update!

For those that are curious: yes, I have already killed myself for this.

That's weird. I would've expected a bear to be in a Fur-rari.

This is all about fan safety. It greatly decreases the likelihood that a fan will fall out of the stadium and land in the parking lot.

Unfortunately, these kids aren't too good at basketball. Not one of them has the ability to take it to the house.

Shouldn't we ask Obama if he thinks this is racist before calling it racist? You've gotta think he would be happy about the Tea Party comparing him to the noble skunk. Way better than when they compare him to Jimmy Carter.

You mean like this?

This is cool, but I could do without the Japanese nonsense. I mean, why don't they pay tribute to some games by American developers???

Man, they got the marketing all wrong here. It's called whiskey dick.

Maybe this was an elaborate display to show that they are actually NOT racist? By busting through this sign, and destroying this racist joke, they spread a message to all in attendance that these kinds of jokes are not okay. Well done, McAdory.

In pulling this play off, these kids showed experience far beyond their years. Much like the Statue of Liberty, they only appear to be green.

Because Downie is a huge Lord of the Rings fan, he's been telling everyone that he's just getting his eye of sore on.

He may not be an honorary black guy, but it does appear that he's an honorary member of several tribes.

I'm pretty shocked, given the courtroom she was in. I thought they would lock her up and throw away the Quai at Smyrna.

Although this is a nice gesture, I really fear for this family's safety now. There's nothing ghosts hate more than a damn melted Kit-Kat.