If Sepp were really considering political and geo-political realities, he would do the right thing and let Americans impress their will on to others in far away places. I mean, at least for another 15 or 20 years.

Tons of excitement over Saban possibly heading to Texas? I think by now we're all sick of all these man-zeal stories, AMIRITE???

Sorry, but this is not an "own" goal. In China, the goal belongs to the state, and the players are merely permitted to possess it.

Whatever dude. It's like you think you're a lawyer or something.

Looks like you might be gathering people that don't get jokes.

Not to mention that they've got so many small injuries to so many different body parts that they all end up with over 70% permanent disability and are therefore eligible for a lifetime pension, even though they can generally function just fine.

Why is she worried about jellyfish stings? At 64 years old, I'm sure she has experience peeing on herself.

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This is only the second most epic sweatshirt of its kind. But Brandon Spikes couldn't even get into pretend Yale Law.

Raysism is losing his god damn mind right now. That dude can't stand being second best at anything, even if he's second best at being the worst. Now starts his campaign for 2013 Deadspin WOTY.

God, minor league baseball is so fucking cornea.

Looks like Remmers thought he was playing offensive tacklee, AMIRITE???

Thanks, but I think you misunderstood me. I was asking what is the best way to go about setting up a joint facebook account and/or website for us as a couple. But I guess your advice is good too.

So, I got married a couple weeks ago. What should I do?

Sadly, out of habit, a number of former players asked Judge Brody if she would like her Order supersized.

At this point, it's tough to tell which video has resulted in more self-gratification.

In the video you can see that Kulpa clearly apologizes to Washington about the call. But, it's well known that two Rons don't make a right.

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I guess I shouldn't expect an editor on this site to understand why Mario frees Peach.

What's REALLY heartbreaking here is the pussification of America and that this kid thinks it's okay to cry because he came in second place when he would've come in second place even if he got it right. If ol' Abe were alive today, this kid would need someone to emanciptate Lincoln's foot out of his ass.