Customer's Last Stand (Because He Broke His Hip and Will Be Stuck in Bed for Months)

Look, I understand that you're distrustful of people nowadays, but Frank Castillo is 100% real, and he needed your help, Manti.

Manti: Okay, D.J., the first lesson is: do not do either of these in the pool.

It's clear that the fans don't want to get rid of Braun. Why, they've already started a website showing their support for Braun and the team: peeinacupfortheBrewers.com.

The Crocodile Blunder

That is a very astute observation.

You guys are totally biased. If Bryce Harper tried this shit, you would've just made fun of him for not catching the ball.

If this were July 4, 1776, we would all be so stoked about this. Oh, how far we have fallen...

The highlights from their wheelchair basketball games are going to be even better.

+1

This might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen or heard ever. So +1.

You gotta agree with Amanda's point, though. If you're gonna get herpes, you at least want to get it from someone who's hot.

The Nets are interested, but not... you know... not like THAT.

Whoa, Sarah, ease up there. Who died and made you Kogod?

Man, talk about a mock trial.

But wait... now we all know about his possible involvement in the 2012 double murder. He has a motive to kill all of us. Am I Hernandez's next victim?? What have you done, Barry?! You've killed us all!

I've heard a lot of the same kind of stories from people. I've only had straight up sea urchin sushi (and this was at a solid sushi place that serves fancy shit like the fried bones of pompano when you order that, so I definitely don't blame them for my negative experience with the sea urchin), so I can't speak to how…

Sea urchin. I love seafood, and people love that shit, but for me, it was a textural nightmare. It's like chewing a giant loogie that was spit into your mouth by a dolphin. Fucking horrifying.

I've gotta say, I am not at all surprised by this. Coffee has a well-known history of leaving long streaks.

Looks like she started out making a sweater for an Angels player, then realized that their season will have long been over by the time the weather cools down.